LipsAhoy

Hindsight will always be my bitch...

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Monogamy? That's a type of wood isn't it

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@jennajameson ❤️

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@namesmeannothin flirt with me….

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Miss the days when a cup of tea was a cup of tea…

Not the 300 varieties I’m obviously not going to have in the pantry but you pretentious pricks are going to ask for anyway…

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Why hello there…

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We like the B side of life.....

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I asked my partner if he knew what my blood type is -

He said yes, delicious.

[Jenna Jameson @jennajameson]

The reason why Hollywood has been so incredibly silent on child sex trafficking is not only do they partake, they are covering for the big league hitters. The ones that hide in the shadows under the cover of a crown.

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@RealJamesWoods the real king of Hollywood... the only kind of celebrity I’d want my children to idolise.

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I love spontaneity

I hate unpredictability

Be wild
Don’t be senseless

[Whatsherface Phoenix @RisingxxPhoenix]

I don’t keto. I burrito.

[Trey @treydayway]

Check on the empaths, we're pretending that we're okay to make you feel okay

[TheCaptnsComin' @namesmeannothin]

Period week used to be a real pain in the arse for her.

We use a better lube now though

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Roses are red
My face is flushed
I sat on his face
And now it's crushed...

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And that’s exactly what he’s going to do...

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@GoodMrSam 🥳

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@thekinkymom 😍

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@BamBamDozey hi cutie...far from fresh but alive 🤪

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The night is young even if I’m not

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@namesmeannothin 🍍