— YOINK! 💎

EVEN IF YOU BELIEVE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL BE AGAINST YOU...

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

— ; KNOW THAT I'LL ALWAYS REMAIN BY YOUR SIDE.

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

hey i just had a call from the hospital, there's been a terrible accident. he blowed up.

[umbra. @phantcmpains]

Man, I hope my best buddy is doing okay. He's the best. B)

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

i dont ever leave this car anymore. i used to vie for the master emerald. i used to rob banks and work for the government. now i just commit petty crimes and drive dangerously. i need a hobby

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

Mmm I'm so hungry

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

On my way! to Generic Food Establishment 1

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

gonna go rob the central city bank, does anyone want anything?

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

anyone got any master emeralds they need looking after? 💕

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

you should think on this while i go definitely not take your valuables.

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

when i was reading up on soleanna in '06, i got to thinking. what is it with monarchies and having the wrong titles? soleanna's a kingdom, ruled by a princess, whose father was a duke. blaze is a ruling princess too... but of an empire. do you not think that's odd?

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

just adding a little creative flair. besides, we do that all the time when we drive! it's like stepping on a dash pad.

[​ ‍‍‍ ‍𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏 @SEESEARPHONES]

YOU JUST DID A FLIP

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

i thought driving was supposed to be hard??

[WHAT MATTERS MOST IS 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇. 「 ⚔ 」 @baronswillpower]

ᅠ

𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗡𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗦.
𝗨𝗡𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖, 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧
𝗖𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘.
𝗜'𝗗 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗟𝗘𝗫 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗦.

ᅠ 〔 #MVRP 〕

ᅠ

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET!! I'M ON THE FREEWAY LET ME LISTEN TO WHAT I WANNA LISTEN TO

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

https://t.co/OMpupqBeUa

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

ugh, FINE. it was up next anyway.

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

@notyovrhero || feel better soon! 🤍

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

not even applause?

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

huh! i wonder what you could possibly be planning!

anyway, hope you like lady gaga.

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

you want me to come pick you up? answer quickly, the police are after me.

[— YOINK! 💎 @lipspyder]

brb pimping the ride i stole xx