laureen

I fly planes, sometimes!

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Nani ako mwea tumuuzie gari akiz😭😭
Nipeeni loan ya 391k😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Huyu mzee hatumjui na ametolea mum 150k😭😂huyu jamaa anachemka
Tulikua na 50k front,back😭😭😭😭😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Huyu mzee hatumjui na ametolea mum 150k😭😂huyu jamaa anachemka
Tulikua na 50k front,back😭😭😭😭😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Tumefika kwa wamama na miwani😂😂my mum knows whatsup😭😭tumepewa muratina na siezi kunywa mbele ya wazazi,wacha niendee manyatta😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Ameenda na range,akasema saa nne isifike kama hatuoni😭😭ndio natoka home(utawala),na mwenye prado hajaamka😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Akona black label kwa gari,tunatoa lock as we hide from each other😭wacha tukaone wamama😂

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Ameenda na range,akasema saa nne isifike kama hatuoni😭😭ndio natoka home(utawala),na mwenye prado hajaamka😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

I'll be using X as my diary today,don't engage!

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Ameenda na range,akasema saa nne isifike kama hatuoni😭😭ndio natoka home(utawala),na mwenye prado hajaamka😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Babangu hakukuja home na simu iko off😭😭ametextiwa akaambiwa alete prado arudi mahali alikua😭nimeambiwa nimpigie niendee na sijui mahali ako😭😂😂Leo tunapigwa,na tusemwe kwa mamake pia😂😭😭😭I am surely,my father's daughter😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

I'm taking my gen alpha to work today😭mniombee

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

@senseionzaza Definitely not then
Kagerah ni jina😂😭😭😭😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

@senseionzaza we ni kagera,right?

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Wait in vain~bob barley x wailers

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

If I was dating a lawyer I'd post a picture of us with the caption 'The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go'

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

So you knew all this when you were in government but did nothing about it?
Asante kwa kutuibia Siri but birds of a feather what what

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

@iammuenii Nywele ilikaa smart?

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Na mkae mkijua mi ni mwongo😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

Babangu hakukuja home na simu iko off😭😭ametextiwa akaambiwa alete prado arudi mahali alikua😭nimeambiwa nimpigie niendee na sijui mahali ako😭😂😂Leo tunapigwa,na tusemwe kwa mamake pia😂😭😭😭I am surely,my father's daughter😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

I only came home to prep my mum up juu anaenda na wamama kuona mamake😭😭

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

😮‍💨

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

@senseionzaza Unaeza kua unaitwa kagerah bahati mbaya?😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

I am getting home sai after having the time of my life😭

[laureen @lipstickalibi]

@Wa_Kaminjuki Now I'll never watch it kabisa😭