liquid_smog

no hablo fortnite

[旅澤あがめ。 @AgameNuinui]

タリバンのおっちゃんに「こっち検問所やから写真ダメやで〜」と言われたが、ぬい撮りは「ほーん、そんな文化あるんや」って感じだった。

あとタリバンのおっちゃんが「Nakamura!」言ってた。
流石。

[Obunga @rhymeswobunga]

Been spending about 80-90 euros per day with the gf here in Spain. Today she’s with her friend and I’m doing my own thing. I kid you not I have spent 9 euros the entire day

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Pit bull owners after some blockhead beast mauls 5 children: "Any dog can bite you. It's about the owner, not the breed."

Average golden retriever story:

[Awesome CoD Zombies Facts @awesumzombiefac]

This game is so terrible that people just straight up pretend that it doesn’t exist.

[Kikpon🏳️‍⚧️ // kriselle arc @Kikponz]

I had to figure out how Toby's shitty ass cutscene code worked to make this bullshit

...worth it.

[Alyssa @ogkushconsumer]

Guy came to the show last night with his clown gf and every time i saw him he had more paint around his mouth

[berdlyfan59210 @BerdlyMedia]

( he’s breathing slowly. )
( might be your imagination, but he seems cold… )

heat him up ❤️ leave him

[liquid_smog @liquid_smog]

@FullNamesTwett

[liquid_smog @liquid_smog]

Hehe, of course, anything for my pal✨

[Marceline 🏳️‍⚧️ @wegesqege]

i would like to personally thank @liquid_smog for the cigarette.

[Pubert @zoltaryba]

small dess and small noelle comic. and asriel too i guess #deltarune

[Edgre @Edger228]

#deltarune

[liquid_smog @liquid_smog]

Just thought about how in an alternate universe, theres a version of me whos just a chud who watches MHA and all they do is talk like Deku 24/7 and if i ever met that version of me, Id leave his corpse as a bloody chalk outline

[vio @Erogetism]

When I would get grounded as a kid I would log into Twitter on my 3DS to tell my pedophile girlfriend she wasn’t allowed to break up with me or I’d kill myself

[liquid_smog @liquid_smog]

for every one post that leave my friends disappointed in me, i've got 30 others that will get me pelted with tomatoes then put down like old yeller and the next meet up

[Jalaxy @Jalaxy_Pro]

Old password: friends
New password: dildos

ERROR: New password must be 7-12 characters and include at least one capital letter, one number, and one special character

[ㄥ𝒞 cw Naruto @L4atlas]

This made me laugh

[Horse | 🏳️‍⚧️ @DeceitfulHorse]

i wanna do something crazy
#wantstodosomethingcrazytwt

[liquid_smog @liquid_smog]

Bro i need to start eating healthy, its like what my white neighbor said, cracking a dog a day keeps the vet away or however the saying goes