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[lis22 @lis226]

http://t.co/wUvsLXtN I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog.

[lis22 @lis226]

Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan "Once you go black, you don't go back." http://t.co/uUhaNgi3

[lis22 @lis226]

http://t.co/tLPIj7ML I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog.

[lis22 @lis226]

Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp. http://t.co/oymmX00S

[lis22 @lis226]

"Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon http://t.co/znVivASl

[lis22 @lis226]

Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped. http://t.co/znVivASl

[lis22 @lis226]

http://t.co/fPhrKOCp What is this superb owl of which you speak?

[lis22 @lis226]

i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/znVivASl

[lis22 @lis226]

Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts. http://t.co/tLPIj7ML

[lis22 @lis226]

@alfonsoleon10 hola alfonso quisiera saber como va a ir en mi parte laboral y en el amor

[lis22 @lis226]

debemos cambiar nuestro estilo de vida para mejorar la calidad de nuestros dias, y asi alcanzar el exito en la vida

[lis22 @lis226]

la alegria de hacer el bien esta en sembrar,no en recoger.