Tess Tickle

In the words of the grog squad, sit down, shut up. Good advice for all cuntmuffins.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Ffs #vsc read the room next time #p1 @MattP1Tommy

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

This aussie is all ready in my winning gear to see @russellhoward tonight in #Cincinnati #cantwait #bogarts

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Omfg, #Stacey from #LoveIsBlind is batshit crazy, so high maintenance & super manipulate, #izzy needs to do a forrest & and RUN.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

#Hulu ffs can you piss off the ads already. It's 10000000% off putting watching anything on your platform due to it.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Really hope @WilliamByron has some strong words with whoever messed up that pitstop, cost him the win 😭💔 #robbed #NascarRaceDay #Illinois300

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

After telling my husband to grow a pair he went and asked for a selfie with this #joker thanks @jamessmurray for making his day, he was super stoked. #impracticaljokers #

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Well done #Duncan from #MAFSAustralia you didn't settle for less than you deserve & what you need from a relationship 1st. Alyssa treated you like 💩 & enough was enough.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Just when you think #MAFSAU couldn't find a bigger peice of 💩than Bryce they bring in Harrison. What a turd sandwich he is. Bronte, wake tf up woman.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Showing up to watch #MAFSAUS purely to see #layton facial expressions. This dude is gold. Love him.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

I swear to f'ing "god" if #MAFSAU screws over #sandyanddan I'm flying back to Australia & it's gonna be on. #fuckaroundandfindout

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

So can't wait for season 2 of #ginnyandgeorgia next year can't come quickly enough

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

@SalVulcano @BQQuinn @jamessmurray @Joe_Gatto #ImpracticalJokers please help! My hubby @mazage6 said there is nothing to do on #statenisland. We will be there for a weekend on the 16th, please help this aussie out with convincing him its a must see

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

I advanced to the Gold League on Duolingo

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Just when you think taras couldn't look more creepy....what the f was he wearing on the #BigBrotherAU #final last night.. #wanker #TeamReggie #TeamJOHNSON

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

@LewisHamilton great race today mate, love the humility and gratitude you have for the race and your whole team. #F1

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

10000# just hate #Taras on #BigBrotherAU such a wanker.

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Omg, I have missed #TheUmbrellaAcademy sooo much, love this show #OldFashioned #danceoff

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

#MaxVerstappen is a total fucking wanker. #drivingtosurvive #F1 #growupyoutwat

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Al, I've grown up, I've matured....drinks out of wine bottle...drinks out of water jug....fark I love AL, he is the best! Totally dodged a bullet with stuck up Sam.
#MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

[Tess Tickle @lisa_zelko]

Bloody YESSSS Brent!!! Tamara is a horrible person, it's no wonder she and Olivia are mates, 2 disgusting women.
#MAFSAU