Lisa Bailey

Writer, Guardian of the Record, Novelist, Lyricist, Scopist and Punk Rocker (in disguise).

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

two strokes? too long. brief it, but I call it theory. #stenomaster #writeshort #writefast #225

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

#SwinginUtters have a new song called More or Less Moral, #Lagwagon has a new song called Burden of Proof. #courtreporter #briefseverywhere

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

@Spotify I don't mind the ads but #christomlin? I have never listened to christian music nor will I ever! it sounds awful #proflingfail #WTF

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

correct me if I'm wrong but, watching #SNL and #prince just sampled a #pantera song "I'm broken" ... guitar riffs don't lie.. #plagiarism

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

5 minutes means 30 minutes. 30 minutes means an hour and a half. Sorry, babe, my deadline is drawing near. #thefeastandthefamine #writing

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Work. Editing, reading, re-reading. more writing. The time warp. Look up and 2 hours, felt like 20 minutes. I love my job #Writer

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

.@hunterpence is going to the #WorldSeries! #SFGiants #NLCSonFS1

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

I was working on an actual legal document and not paying too close attention but I did hear the #LastNineWords! Damn! #violadavis #OnDemand

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

while watching the Madden Brothers on #Kimmel "it pains me to say that @GoodCharlotte was better that this" @soundirge #meantweets

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Just got an eyeful of #sideboob... too bad it it belonged to a guy #yourcorpusisshowing

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Watching Red Dragon on @HBOGO I love this movie & I loooove the book #ThomasHarris #PhilipSeymourHoffman

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

lost my remote. Thankfully I just started reading a new series or I might actually have to get some work done #realmurders #charlaineharris

[— @simonefiasco]

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[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Found my long lost @OldManMarkley CD today.... I'm getting good at the air fiddle. channeling @KatieWeedOMM

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And… http://t.co/nm7tb3GnUi via @xoJanedotcom

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

I have a #EverySimpsonsEver hangover...

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Linguo dead? Linguo IS dead. #trilogyoferror #everysimpsonsever

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

Super excited! New Swingin' Utters album! http://t.co/I5bJam59Hg via @Fat_Wreck

[Lisa Bailey @lisabaileycuell]

"God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within organized religion" #EverySimpsonsEver