Lisa✨

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

WNBA is playing all summer dude

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

currently begging my bf to (temporarily) dump me so that I can fully appreciate Red (Taylor’s version)

[courtney @courtney_conte]

pretending like I've seen american psycho so that he doesn't explain it to me>>>

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

just a thought but maybe the reason the movie musicals never go over super well is bc musicals are supposed to happen…on stage

[m @msnetik]

Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou been loca

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

does everyone else have that person or two that you just like worked a summer job w or had a class w years ago, but they really REALLY overshare on Facebook so you feel like you know them❤️

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

they should’ve just stopped making films after Paddington 2. it’s only downhill from perfection

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

quarantine day 70
my spotify is usually v emotionally supportive but today had the audacity to offer me a “getting ready” playlist...getting ready for WHAT, spotify?!? don’t mock me like this😭

[Your Friend Al @AlexJAtiyeh]

Club Penguin is the move

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

quarantine mood

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

as if a pandemic isn’t enough to make me face my own mortality #earthquake

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

it rained all day on my animal crossing island. all. day. this is supposed to be my peaceful idyllic escape I—

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

Halsey’s Colors is just Taylor Swift’s Red except the guy is blue and does drugs

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

he’s not.
I know I’m 26 yrs late to this but I am...upset.

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

did you guys know OJ literally...got away with murder?!?!?

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

I’m not oblivious...but when people talk abt OJ they’re like “ya killed his wife”
so I just...assumed he was in jail?!?!

[i$aac 🌧 @Izzzaac_lc]

me when i say acetaminophen instead of tylenol

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[Lisa✨ @lisadconte]

never thought I’d be getting my tea from the big cat community of all places but. here we are. #TigerKing