Lisa

So far, I'm just me. No one else. This is subject to change without notice.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@MicrosoftHelps hanging up on me just because it is now 5pm does not mean you provided quality service. Anyone want to take bets that they closed my ticket successfully?

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

Dear @AmericanExpress, You can get rid of this 2 hr rule at the #centurionlounges anytime. There are other ways to manage traffic flows but remember we pay for this benefit as part of our membership.
Sincerely, #Exhausted and #Exasperated

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@ThebestFigen Bruce.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@MerriamWebster Actually.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@CzechArtGirl @MerriamWebster This one needs to line up

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@AsimRang @MerriamWebster Pseudonym

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

If you were going to make an evil lair, a la James Bond Villain level, where would you put it? Asking for a friend.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@RogersHelps @Rogers Done!

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

Dear @Rogers,
After 20 years, we need to break up. While this is hard, you have been taking me for granted. #ItsNotMeItsYou

Your plans are outrageously expensive, your service is poor and I realized I have other options.

Thanks for everything but it's time to go.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@LadyK_Skye @MarkHamill I would upvote this addition @MerriamWebster

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@buffys Caffeine

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@SusanKarpatkin @ActSecJulieSu @JortsTheCat Like they do in Canada 🇨🇦

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@DontCallMeDebby I still do it. I'm told it makes my writing look old fashioned. It's really from when people were literate. The double space indicated a slightly longer pause in speaking. It's like phrase marks in music.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@AzblueC @without_are @LeslieEsc There are lots of restaurants near or in business districts where business travelers eat alone all the time. Start there. Hotel restaurants used to even offer you newspapers :)

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@CNNSitRoom @CNN
1. States have the power to run THEIR elections but this is a FEDERAL election and citizens deserve consistency
2. It's about QUALIFIED candidates.
3. @nytimes or @washingtonpost should do the analysis of the tax payer money spent on bureaucratic overhead

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

Apparently even a manager call back is 3-5 DAYS! This isn't about just getting a cheaper price. This is about being double billed for over 7 months and being canceled even though my account is in perfect standing.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

Does anyone know if @Rogers has a consumer ombudsman service and if so how to reach them?
#reallyreallybadcustomerservice #rogers

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@MadelnCanada Ugh.

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@HumansNoContext Djibouti

[Lisa @LisaDSmith]

@ConsultingHumor Watches for one of the team to make a break for it and "switch" sides.