Lisa Fenimore

Lover of // the comment section \\ sciency things // adventure // jokes \\Jesus// acting \\Equal parts gym rat & cupcakes, blood cancer survivor.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I try to keep it classy, but I also come from a lineage of buffet lovers, and genetics can’t be changed.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

Is this a good time to throw away the Halloween candy remains of sweet-tarts and wrappers ?

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

@RealGuyWhoFarts what's goin on ?

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

Why do I need to have a verification code sent to my phone in order to put money on my kids school lunch account?
If a hacker is trying to pay for a tray of chicky nugs and carton of milk, let them.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

@tkelce better drop his spotify wrapped.
#SpotifyWrapped

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I wonder if there's an age where my kids magically decide to start flushing the toilet.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I don't lose my cool often, but Alexa be testing me yo.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

My son just said, "When I grow up, I'm going to change the air to like 60 degrees."
Next gen gonna be cold at night.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

On @Google's 25th anniversary, I would like to publicly apologize for all the times I asked Jeeves.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

@MileyCyrus's song "Used To Be Young" has me thinking that she's gonna start shopping at Talbots or something.

[KayG @tweet4all2c]

@rgay This is a good breakdown of union differences and why Drew is able to do her show:

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

@KeracolorHair I used the clenditioner and now I CANNOT get it out. I've washed and washed and tried internet suggested tricks. What do I do!?

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I've been considering bangs but have been undecided, so I gave them to my daughter as a test run.
Not going so great, so I'm very happy with my decision.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I was hoping that BeReal would go off as I was signing up for Threads so I could post the moment on Instagram which is linked to Facebook , but then I’d make reel and put that over on the Tikity Tokity for someone to duet. But not before I tweeted and wrote it in my diary.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

“It’s 2023. Imagine eating a round apple still”.
-my son while using a cheese grater to shape his apple into a square

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I just walked into an Arkansas sports bar that’s known for great Chicago hotdogs and I overheard the server say that she’s going to turn on Taylor Swift.
I’ve never felt so seen.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

The news is that I was distracted from important tasks by a quiz about ADHD.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

Im fascinated when I see a customer at Walgreens pushing an actual cart.

[Lisa Fenimore @lisafenimore]

I kinda want to get rid of the NextDoor app but then I’ll never know about the dog that pooped in somebody’s yard.