lisagayb

the dude abides. she/her

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

Send Freddy the world cup tourist to the western Mass COVID lesbian bar

[lisagayb @lisagayb]

an asshole then, an asshole now.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Real estate magnate Donald Trump calls into UPN 9 News in New York City.

When they ask if his tower on 40 Wall Street has been damaged by the attacks, he brags that it used to be the second tallest skyscraper in downtown Manhattan before the collapse of the World Trade Center, and now he’s proud that it’s the tallest building again.

[Zachary Hall @WxZachary]

I am so tired of summer

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

These are not currently down, according to user.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Thank god the glass in my food is keeping me safe from the 8 trans student athletes

[Savannah Lynn @writerwithavibe]

Hot take but summer actually sucks. Like if you’re not on vacation or at a beach, everything is just hot and humid and annoying and the gravity feels heavier. Give me a crisp rainy autumn day over this shit any day. Ugh.

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

We have a pimple in the White House and the pus in Congress do nothing beneficial for the citizens of this country!
Strutting around with his female assistant carrying his diaper bag and soothing his every desire is gross and pathetic!
He is an illegitimate President!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.

[lisagayb @lisagayb]

@KevinMaddenDC The careening boulders

[Kat Wilde 🖤 @katwildeatl]

No one seems to get this but it’s very funny

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

No one tells you you’re old. You eventually just realize it while you’re reading Amazon reviews for bird feeders

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The dumbest argument against vaccines is that you don’t see the diseases anymore. That’s literally the fucking point.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Real talk. They don't care if he tears this place down to the studs, as long as he hunts brown people, demonizes queer people, and erases Black people.

[Covie @covie_93]

This was the moment it all ended for Argentina.

[Terri O @terri0928]

Meghan Markle has to be the luckiest woman on the planet. She seems to beat all the odds at absolutely everything she does.

1. The only person on the entire planet that didn't know anything about Harry or the Royal Family. 🙄

2. A fading D-list American actress pushing 40 with zero career prospects somehow snags a dim-witted prince and hits the royal jackpot just in the nick of time.

3. She's also the only 37-year-old "geriatric" mother-to-be who could crank out perfect full squats in six-inch heels while very heavily pregnant, without assistance of any kind.

4. The only woman, especially a geriatric first time mother to be discharged from the hospital in under an hour - after two epidurals, no less.

5. The only 37 year old who got pregnant so effortlessly, back-to-back, like it was nothing.

6. And let's not forget - the only woman with extremely coily African-textured hair who somehow produced not one, but two children with perfectly straight ginger hair.

What are the odds?

Wow… it's almost like the whole thing is one giant, carefully curated lie. 🙄

[Madison @madisonkelleyp]

I’m so sorry but if you think your season depression is going to get better because it’s light until 5:30-6 pm instead of 4:30 for two months out of the year, but will instead be dark until almost 9 am you’re mistaken.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I have absolutely no interest in the World Cup, but I’m following a German soccer fan traveling the South as if my life depended on it.

[lisagayb @lisagayb]

@FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda Any restaurant in the south sweetie.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

The people’s princess