Lisa Gumerman

25% water nymph, 40% founder, 25% UX engineer, 10% ball of anxiety. Doing cool things with @iosunshower and @codehovel.

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

Just spent my afternoon working through my sister’s #jobhunting plan and resume. As a self-taught #womenintech who bootstrapped herself into a career change, I would like to offer all #CodeNewbie folks looking for their first position some advice:
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[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

Exciting release of a core component!

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@LukeCFPLevelUp @codehovel @JosefSpalenka I'll race you because I already know the first consumer market to launch it in. 😂

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@JosefSpalenka Tellingly, the phrase "screen time" was invented in 1991, before you could be actively doing things with a screen, for the most part. So it's supposed to be a dichotomy between tv/video games and playing outside. I think your dichotomy is the more correct one given current times

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@JosefSpalenka @codehovel

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

It's possible that annotations and aspect-oriented programming are my new favorite thing.

[karl yang @chiefofstuffs]

In B2B “build something people want” often turns into “build all the custom reports that Jerry on the finance team at {customer} thinks he wants”

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@codehovel There's still a lot of screaming in your heart, though.

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

Who needs theme parks when you have startups?

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

"A monad is a metaphor, a monoid is a simile" is something I never wanted to understand.

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

We've talked to A Lot of organizations about whether and how they're doing cloud-agnostic deployments. Many of them are landing upon #infrastructureascode solutions, but still struggling. https://t.co/BK57RguZSg

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@gefencodes Just wait, soon you'll be over-qualified for everything. 🙄

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@codehovel Outside of his family? Yes.

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

If you think tech's fixed its hiring & gender diversity problem you, good sir, would be incorrect.

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@codehovel topical

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

@NerdNumbers @codehovel There are. Even on that same darn question ...

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

Announcement time: we decided to say "Enough!" to the impossibility of cross-platform executable generation, so @IoSunshower made a @ASFMavenProject plugin that will do it for you. Make executables for @Windows @Apple and @linuxfoundation w/ one command https://t.co/sKXVSzE7kO

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

If me inputting my phone number and my credit card (which you shouldn't even be required to enter ...) isn't enough identity verification for you, IDK what is. Shall I send in my pinky toe?

[Lisa Gumerman @lisagumerman]

Apple's paternalism irks me. Finally needed to download XCode, so I finally set up an Apple ID ... and then my generated password isn't saved in my paste buffer, so when I need to finally log in, I can't log in, and I'm logged out of my new account for three days? Special UX.