this should be common sense but please don’t leave ur pets at home when ur evacuating. they’re still living breathing things. little innocent beings, it’s so inhumane to leave them to die in a fire :(
“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all