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[Fuel50 @fuel50]

“The big new thing coming is talent intelligence.” Tonight's exclusive book launch and dinner with @Josh_Bersin was such a success! Huge thanks to Josh and everyone involved in this special night. #TalentMarketplace #FutureOfWork

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Apparently they’re trying to lure him out with some used knickers on a fishing line

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.

[Lisa @lisajclyde]

George is dreaming BIG #crufts2023 🤣 #Crufts2022

[Lisa @lisajclyde]

@benonwine 8452839

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Another day for ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

The Foreign Secretary of a country with over 2000 food banks has spent £500,000 of taxpayers money on a private jet.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: The Met Police are now handing evidence of a *crime* to Sue Gray for investigation, instead of investigating the crime themselves. I give up, how the fuck do I even parody this? x

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

It’s 730 on a Monday and Boris Johnson has already had to order an investigation into his government, this time into Islamophobia, which his team had already denied. Solid start to the week…

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

I wonder when Plan B protection would have been removed in real life ( as opposed to "do whatever it takes to distract the public from the lies" Life).

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Decisions are now being made for the sole purpose of keeping BJ as pm. Not what’s good for the Country.

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

I get the anger but this “They didn’t follow the rules so why did I?” narrative is sad. People feel their sacrifices didn’t count for anything but they did: many thousands of people in this country are alive today because most of us did follow the rules. Worth remembering that.

[Jennifer Williams @JenWilliams_FT]

Once you realise Number 10 were all drunk all of the time, 2020 starts to make more sense

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

It looks like we might be moving from the Pandemic to Endemic phase of Downing St apologies, and will just have to learn to live with them on a daily basis.

[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

The Tories were found guilty yesterday of creating a VIP Fast-track to award their mates £1,600 million worth of PPE contracts.

That amount of money could be used to give every person in the UK living in fuel poverty a £200 payment.

Corruption is not a victimless crime.