Lisa

emotionally uncoordinated x she/her

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

@treeeenz female power is triggering

[Farah 🍉 @farahgirach]

I recently had the pleasure of partnering with @lisajocosham to rebrand her podcast, Self Awareness Sucks.

Have a project in mind? My books are open for freelance gigs, big or small. Let’s bring your vision to life. Feel free to reach out and say hello!

[Kirsten is a ☆ @GottaGetOutHood]

WE 🎻 GO 🎻 ROUND 🎻 AGAIN
WE 🎻 JUMP 🎻 BACK 🎻 IN 🎻 BED
THATS 🎻 WHAT 🎻 YOU 🎻 DO 🎻 WHEN 🎻 YOU 🎻 LOVE 🎻 SOMEBODY

[carla ★★ @leftcdecode]

espero que saquen everyone’s a star live porque las canciones en la gira son mucho mas rock de lo que son en el disco y ahora me siento como si estuviera escuchando musica lofi study with ne

[serena @em_ti0naljvnk1e]

calum hood

[lucy is seeing 5sos! ★ @ih8bostonn]

one direction were coworkers but 5sos are friends and that’s exactly why 1D is past tense and 5sos is present tense goodbye

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

@fullmachne @Michael5SOS so gorg! just need to collect the rest now (i got beef with @Ashton5SOS for having no blood on the drums vinyl)

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

@fullmachne @Michael5SOS i got a tee from the UK store but i had to get an XL so it’s huge 😭
the vinyl is stunning tho

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

@fullmachne @Michael5SOS my pleasure!!
ugh ikr, same with calum’s stuff 🥲🥲🥲

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

i’m scared

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

new thread: hinge chronicles

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

i am SWOONING x

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

same person

1) makes sense that he works in sales
2) he makes a good point

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

he’s in for a shock to know that my eyesight is just as good as my memory

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

i have…*so many* questions and *so many* concerns

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

my dad has some excellent one-liners

on the TV: “who did you sleep with?!”
my dad: “there was no sleeping involved, they had a knee trembler in the garage”

😭😭😭😭

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

whoever taught the boomers the word “woke” needs to be investigated

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

this is getting out of hand

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

what is it about me that seems to attract musicians??? literally every guy who likes me on hinge, a couple of guys i dated and my ex are all musicians

WHAT IS THIS CORRELATION

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

all the same guy, all very concerning

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

can we do lockdown but without the the fatal virus, i need a BREAK

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

don’t assume i’m good i could be in turmoil

[Lisa @lisajocosham]

is that you theresa may