Lisa Keller

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

If you’re undecided, you should read this. People ask me how I can vote “for the party of abortion” as a Christian.

I’ll tell you why. Because I want to save lives.

Abortions bans are resulting in more abortions, higher infant mortality, and dead mothers. Receipts below.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor!

Like the last season before a show gets canceled for getting over-the-top and, at the same time, boring.

This election is about jobs, wages, climate, health care, abortion. Not his show. Your life.

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

Adding “tell my parents that J.D. Vance would like them to watch my baby full-time instead of enjoying their retirement because daycare is expensive” to my list of reasons they should vote for Harris ✅

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q. “What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?”

JD Vance:…”Maybe Grandpa and Grandma want to help a little bit more. Maybe there’s an uncle/aunt who wants to help a little bit more…”

[Nora Princiotti @NoraPrinciotti]

i wrote this so you can send it to your dad. you're welcome. https://t.co/Ou5dGNetDd

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 These are from @joythebaker! Taylor credited her in the original post . https://t.co/7OLavK1pEK

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@cogscimom Hmm a California price?! They are $4 here in VA!

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@mskathykhang He’s the Cowboys quarterback and the Eagles fans hate the Cowboys! Poor taste though when he’s winning this award

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

Feeling great about my decision to go to bed at a normal time and listen to Midnights in the morning because now I get to go right into the 3AM version #TSmidnightTS

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@littlegillikin I was tearing up! Teachers are the best! 🥹

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@jenni_tabler Y’all need to see @SkeleRva, he dresses up for every season!

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@emilykmay @HollyStallcup On a similar note, I’ve used calming sleep stories when my brain still wants people/words, and it helps me engage a bit without a screen and wind down. Two podcasts for this are Nothing Much Happens and The Sleepy Bookshelf, plus a lot of the meditation apps have them.

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

My father is a 69 year old retired veteran who now spends most of his time serving at church, and the idea that he should be an armed guard at our local elementary school is appalling on so. many. levels.

[The Hill @thehill]

Graham: "It is time to mobilize our retired and former service members" to secure schools https://t.co/l6jJ7AQQh9

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@TXMotorSpeedway @NASCAR Beto for Texas 🤠🇺🇸

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@_karenjgonzalez so adorable!!!

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@RevChrisDavis Next read A Burning in My Bones by Winn Collier! Beautiful biography of Peterson

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

Why in the year of our Lord 2022 do all the cute dresses at Dillards only go up to size 12?! Way to miss out on over half the population…

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@BrandiNico The trope of the nagging wife and idea of her having a long "honey-do" list. And on the flip side, jokes about a guy having no idea where to find stuff at the grocery store or how to take care of his kid.

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@MrsMGillette @BrandiNico yep I heard "a woman belongs barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen," though I remember it more as a joke or critique of that view than seriously

[Lisa Keller @lisakeller9]

@bennsintheroad same but cake/brownies 🍰