lisa

i'm a social animal

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

President John F, Kennedy purchased 1,200 Cuban cigars before signing the trade embargo 51 years ago.

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

BUT I JUST WANNA PARTY AT X 😭

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

if you're looking for a struggle try taking your socks off with your feet, in a sleeping bag

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Gordo is trying to get me to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. This is the only time he'll ever get me wet.

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

let's not forget, you can't spell psychotic without hot 💁

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

I love coming clean when the rain falls down and wakes my dreams and washes away my sanity

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

except Tim Riggins. I bet he would.

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

no one looks good eating chicken wings

[United Nations @UN]

Ban Ki-moon condemns #Gaza school attack, demands accountability & justice. More updates: http://t.co/WiohNZsvZ5

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

“@UberFacts: Being taller may lengthen your life.” ..fuck.

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Only ever having kids if I can be guaranteed they'll all be like the sassy little girl in Despicable Me.

[United Nations @UN]

"Human rights & equality are #strongerthan discrimination & hate" - Ban Ki-moon's #MandelaDay message http://t.co/6JyWQ6mKxH #67minutes

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

“@FemaleStruggIes: #FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver http://t.co/gRiwsT9yUH” 💔💔💔

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

If you don't think of Hilary Duff when it rains I can't trust you

[lisa @lisakirsch_]

“@UberFacts: 35% of young adults with a bachelor's degree say their first full-time job didn't require a college degree.” @devonglockhart 😖

[CBC News @CBCNews]

New Stampede bar hours to allow beer with pancakes http://t.co/KsRODGMm2R