garland 🧃

after all, a five-dollar dog is not a trip to hawaii

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

✨ finished her ✨

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

fangirling over your fave is so awkward when you live with their niece...

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@vincentprices_ thank you so much i really appreciate it

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

the countess has covid. this is my worst case scenario. i don't even know how to function rn

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@alittlebitwickd

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

with wedding planning in the back of my mind constantly, i haven't listened to music one time in the last few months without thinking about whether the song is good for the playlist or for one of the dances. my brain needs to chill, i just wanna hear my music!!!!!!

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

i was going to make a joke about how i just found out i was dead but then i realized not only did she have my exact name but she also illustrated children's books?!?!?!

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@JoanBeignet @neely__ohara still entirely obsessed with the hair btw

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@JoanBeignet @neely__ohara yesssss girlie!!! it's coming together sooooo good. i can't wait to see it finished!

[Albert Galera @AlbertGalera]

Happy birthday, Anjelica Huston!

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

it's way too early in the morning from me to be thinking about the time @nelseddy and i got zooted at 2 in the morning and fell down a cimorelli rabbit hole

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@FionaGrimhilde 👀

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

i'm not sure she would approve but it feels right and if we get any clouds i'll probably see some funny shit in them that would make us both laugh

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

it's Gilda's 75th birthday and to celebrate i've decided to abstain from living today and instead i'm laying in the wet grass at 6am listening to her voice and trying to find that one ancient fic from my childhood about her driving in a convertible listening to the beach boys

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

baby quake

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

🇧🇷 Brazilian activists on Sunday staged an installation of roses at the world-famous Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro to highlight the deaths of 500,000 Brazilians from Covid, while pointing the finger of blame at President Bolsonaro

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

#FORABOZO

[Joyce Karam @Joyce_Karam]

Woah. Massive nationwide protests in #Brazil against Bolsonaro Gov. as Covid-19 deaths surpass 500,000 (2nd highest globally after US). 44 cities protested this weekend, calling for his resignation.

The scene in São Paulo:

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@JoanBeignet things i recommend: fuck you

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

things i recommend:

- falling in love with a brasilian girl

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

don't be rude... i was also talking about @Araujovivianne

[fia 💡 @nelseddy]

this is not about me she is actually talking about @anitta

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

@JoanBeignet i have made up my mind, it's happening

[garland 🧃 @lisaloopners]

that's it, i'm getting a tattoo of bea arthur's marine corp id picture