Lisa Allen

Brewer and lager enthusiast. That would be good with a fried egg on it

[McMinnville Police @MacPolice]

If you are in the orange area please evacuate. Yellow shelter in place.

[Heater Allen Brewing @HeaterAllenBeer]

Thanks @QuickBooks for randomly deactivating our account and screwing up business interactions for the last week. 12+ hours with customer service and the problem still isn't resolved 😡😡😡

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

@dog_rates Another noble soon boi

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

@dog_rates Sun boi

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Painting a brick fireplace is going to be the "covered the natural hardwood with carpet" of my generation.

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

I've decided I'm going to try being a Twitter person. Get ready for all of my witty one-liners!

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

@KarenKilgariff !!!!

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

I'm amazed at the number of people that try to open the door at the brewery that is labeled "not an entrance." Like maybe they're different, maybe, just maybe, it will be an entrance for them.

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

I love how kids today have to sit in some sort of car seat until they are, like, 14, but when I was a kid our parents were like "sure, you can sit in the trunk of our van with zero safety restraints" as soon as we could form full sentences.

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Why does Spotify always default to shuffle? Does anyone listen to albums anymore? Am I going to start telling at kids to get if my lawn soon?

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

*screams at boil kettle about to boil over* No you fucking don't, I just cleaned the fucking floor!!!!

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Me listening to music at the brewery when people are around: Yes, I am into this super cool, obscure band.

When I'm at the brewery by myself: Super cheesy pop and 90's gangsta rap

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Me: I'm really fed up with social media influencers
Someone: Why don't you unfollow them then?
Me: Cause I like to have something trivial to complain about

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

If your bot calls me and tells me to not hang up I'm 100% going to hang up.

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

@AuthorJeffAllen 😬

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Ok, I'm a liar....

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

For the past 3 days 90% of my calories have come from beer. Maybe time to take a day off......

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

When you've been at work for 6.5 hours and it's the first time you've sat down all day. #brewerthings #ladybrewer

[Lisa Allen @lisaloveslagers]

Heater Allen taproom is open! Come have a beer!!!!