lisa

im just a girl who loves dr pepper, cats, and clowns • destroy the patriarchy, eat the rich • bisexual af –alcoholic in recovery–

[lisa @lisamae9804]

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[lisa @lisamae9804]

as a ginger a question I get asked all. the. fucking. time is if the carpet matches the drapes and I just say "idk I have hardwood" and it confuses the fuck out of them lmao

[lisa @lisamae9804]

I'm actually going to be so sad when elton john dies nobody talk to me

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

He looks like the fish from spongebob

[✨ @abolishcxps]

at my neighborhood italian spot

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

ZAYN drops “Sideways” alongside a video featuring him in bed.

[lisa @lisamae9804]

@fartpog no, you're fartpog

[lisa @lisamae9804]

@J_JSTiN0 thank u <3

[lisa @lisamae9804]

everybody is actually so much better off without me. everybody cut me out already anyway so its like they won't even notice I'm gone

[lisa @lisamae9804]

sitting on the shared booth seating area at starbucks and I just felt it vibrate which one of ya nasties farted

[lisa @lisamae9804]

@fartpog hungry? no. I'm burger

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

americans when something something: ,burger

[lisa @lisamae9804]

Fuck you if you think doing anything for a woman makes you entitled to her body

[lisa @lisamae9804]

I took the train the other day and I noticed myself sitting there at the station waiting and looking at the tracks and imagining what it would be like to jump in front of train while it was coming and it honestly scares me that its getting this bad

[lisa @lisamae9804]

@MACABREGOTH and mayyybeee grape. But on a rare occasion

[jackie @MACABREGOTH]

blue raspberry is the only right answer

[lisa @lisamae9804]

@headlikahole someone call the fire department cause damn

[lisa @lisamae9804]

fuck people that say suicide is selfish because if someone is mentally and emotionally struggling so much to the point they want to kill themselves why are you putting yours or someone elses feelings and emotions ahead of theirs instead of talking to them or sharing resources

[lisa @lisamae9804]

can someone give me a valid reason to keep living

[lisa @lisamae9804]

SO lucky I don't have my medication with me right now