lisa mortimer

Baby speechie. Gut health obsessive. Lover of dogs, eyeshadow and Survivor.

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

Also what is the response she was expecting? ‘Oh you’re right! That is a rip off. Don’t worry I’ll just let me chronic illness manage itself’

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

The lady at the chemist just asked me if I was ‘aware’ how expensive my prescriptions were before I paid.. which means I was either look young enough or poor enough to not be able to afford them 🤔

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

I think I’m in love with Dan Levy

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power That’s actually a really positive way to look at it 😂

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power Firstly, rude, you’re only 17. Secondly, best money, time, discomfort you’ll ever spend/do/have.

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

I asked my sister in law to send me a photo of the extent of her PPE on the Covid ward and she one ups me by demoing it on the news 😂😂

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

EXCLUSIVE: Take a look inside the virus ward at Austin Hospital. @ChristineAhern #9News

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

My (Prep) nephew’s work on ‘ck’ from today. At a school that claims to be teaching synthetic phonics ... that also charges some of the highest fees in all of Melbourne.. Who have included half a page of ‘magic e’ work when instructing ‘ck’. MY BLOOD BOILS!

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power ALI!!!!!!! WOW. you’re supposed to do the opposite in iso!

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power @Coles HAHAHAHA

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp as I became worried when they weren’t picked up. Instead of helping, your team respond with generic canned responses asking for proof of return which I have already attached! The value of my returns were over $400 which I desperately need in this time 2/2

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp I have been trying to get my refund for two orders I returned for a month now. The courier company didn’t pick up my booked delivery for a whole week before it was either lost or stolen. I’ve provided proof of the parcels 1/2

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

The way Wendell speaks to and about Michelle makes my skin crawl. Yul was the only one to recognise it and now he’s been voted out. His fire tokens went to two females... be more like Yul, less like Wendell #SurvivorWinnersAtWar

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

BOOP 🤏🏼 foster doggo Chevy

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My least favourite time of year 🧐#spatialawareness

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power huge snack news

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power ❣️❣️❣️❣️ GREG SHE DOESNT CARE SHES JUST LISTENING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@pam_power YESSSSS

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

Commonwealth bank playing a polyphonic version of Sisco’s ‘thong song’ 👍🏼

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

https://t.co/WQZqJ0WVpQ

[lisa mortimer @lisamortimer]

@ChloeMorello 5 jobs I’ve had:
- Boost Juice
- Ikea
- Integration Aide
- Speech Pathologist
- Makeup Artist