bob kazamakis

i've got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make me look good.

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

fourth of july is the worst bc you have to see a bunch of people lick ice cream cones

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

just doing my lil clickity click clack ya know

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

bad day by daniel powter plays constantly in the bathroom at work and i mean he's not wrong but like maybe relax with that k dan

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

nuts nuts nuts i'm 29

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

if someone were to give me a saxophone that would be tight

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

fuck i love giving gifts

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Explaining to my kids why me and santa have the same handwriting

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

dude i would much rather get buffalo in my ranch than get ranch in my buffalo okay

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

working on the day before a holiday

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

convinced that the need to poop immediately after a shower is caused by a poop demon

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

oooh baby you're so hot and smooth.. like a dumpling

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

@dancesontables one of my many talents

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

the uterine lining. it sheds.

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

anyone else have a 14 year old pair of birkenstocks that you use as house slippers

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

she said this winter weather makes her skin itchy i was like yo that's dand-rough

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

big fat butts are cool just sayin'

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

@bwtowne Hey guys, I know you've all been asking me about my skincare routine...

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

influencers are always like use this thing and i'm all like um no i'm good thanks though good effort

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

y'ever just date someone who actually treats you well and you're all like whaaaaaat

[bob kazamakis @lisamprov]

terrifier 2 was super cool fun for the whole family