Lisa

Bruh

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

Let us go!!! https://t.co/WZC3v9WRnF

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@rickygervais help, please

[National Post @nationalpost]

Whistleblowers say a taxpayer-funded dog-testing lab at St. Joseph's Hospital in London, where puppies are hidden and killed for human heart research, is deeply troubling

https://t.co/3j5ex66k2y

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

🔥🔥🔥!!!

[QWIKET MLB @qwiket_mlb]

https://t.co/U2Clj0BaOb #mlb #NextLevel The Toronto Blue Jays clinched a dramatic 4-3 walk-off victory against the Los Angeles Angels, courtesy of a throwing error by reliever Sam Bachman on an Ernie Clement bunt in the tenth inning. The win marked Toronto's sixth consecutive victory, much to the delight of 30,119 fans at Rogers Centre.
Myles Straw crossed the plate on Clement's perfectly executed bunt, while Bach...

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@GreenEllsworth Hillary Clinton

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

I have fallen madly, deeply in love with @RobertDowneyJr 's dad. #srmovie

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@justnfields isn't human 😱

📺: #GBvsCHI on FOX

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

2/2 Oh, and after he saw I was filming, I rec'd some nice gestures. I would have mentioned this directly to you, @PurolatorInc, but no one answers your phones

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@PurolatorInc is this how your driver's treat packages?? After he called and asked if I could help with the four boxes because it was too much for him?

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@oshetsky just finished this amazingly breathtaking book! WRITE MORE, PLEASE

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

With news that we're moving from Lockdown into Shutdown, I've gotten a leaked copy of the Ontario government's new 10-level COVID framework

[HarperCollins @HarperCollins]

We are saddened to share that cherished children's book author Beverly Cleary passed away yesterday, March 25, at 104 years old. https://t.co/Ifqu3Hfuxg

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@Alyssa_Milano I'm on my fourth time through. It only gets better

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@Alyssa_Milano Just watch it again

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Epidemics like the coronavirus outbreak are a mirror for humanity, reflecting the moral relationships that people have toward one other, the historian Frank M. Snowden says. https://t.co/YbeQDgNDy3

[Lisa @lisaolsenwrites]

@bretjturner @awkward_duck @prisonculture Absolutely! Addiction is most often a symptom of a larger issue... Good on you for seeing that ❤️

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Glad some states are reopening in time for everyone to make good choices on St. Patrick’s Day.

[Kids in the Hall @KITHOnline]

March 2020 March 2021

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Ultimately, death is the only thing that gives us perspective on the value of our life. Because it's only by imagining your non-existence that you can get a sense of what is most important about your existence.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month