Lisa Parro

communications at @grainger; formerly @advocateaurora; @collegeofmedia @Illinois_Alma & @MedillSchool alumna; mom; recovering journo; grammar snob; word nerd

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Cicadas have arrived in @DownersGroveVlg #cicada

[Brhett Vickery @BrhettVickery]

It’s Friday! I’m hanging with @DanPonceTV at the desk this morning! @MorganKolkmeyer has a beautiful weekend forecast and @marcusleshock has cicada watch updates! Join us! @WGNMorningNews

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Downers Grove severe weather aftermath @ABC7Chicago
@douglaswhitmire #hail #tornadowatch

[Walmart @Walmart]

Make sure to use #WalmartContest in your tweet!

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨One lucky fan will a free ticket to our Kerry Wood Meet & Greet. If you can’t attend, we will mail you an autograph item of your choice! Winner announced Tuesday at 1:20pm.

To enter:
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[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Some bosses believe in-person bonding is more important than ever in a hybrid work era. Mandatory fun time with colleagues fills a lot of people with dread.

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

@petersagal @chelseabwrites Well? Don’t leave us hanging Peter

[The Dad @thedad]

It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have 3 bingos

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Me trying to keep a secret

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

My childhood crush

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

🚨FREE STUFF🚨Retweet & follow @obvious_shirts to enter! Giving away 2+3= 5 shirts from our new Ryne Sandberg Collection. 5 winners announced this Friday at 2pm! SHOP: https://t.co/9L9OrwnEzv #RyneSandberg

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

How I pronounce it

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Can everyone see my screen now?

[Agatha Chocolats @AgathaChocolats]

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #workskeleton

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

#TheBlairWitchProjectRunway #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Take a horror movie and add one word to change the plot and tag it with #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie. Could be on the show!

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Nothing makes me feel smarter than Celebrity @Jeopardy thanks @missmayim

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

Why would I want a flip phone @SamsungMobile I had one in 2003 remember

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

My toxic trait is immediately forgetting your name after meeting you, looking you in the eye, shaking your hand and saying your name and how great it is to meet you

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

“On clearance for $13.97. Plus I had Kohl’s cash.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount “thank you I got it cheap at Kohls”

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

I knew I’d I waited long enough, I’d be vindicated

[NYLON @NylonMag]

Don't tell the teens on TikTok!
https://t.co/YZG0RkankN

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

How have I aged but Greenday looks the same? #unfair #Lollapalooza2022

[Lisa Parro @lisaparro]

My top 5 anxieties (in no order):
Confrontation
Throwing a party and no one shows up
Public speaking
Kid(s) asking me to explain the unexplainable (hatred, racism, etc.)
Small talk