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[lisapatish @lisapatish]

Keep our snapchat streak going so I know it's real.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

@rborgs20 I bet his eyes were closed the whole time too.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

I love when my students call me Mrs. Z... Reminds me of how completely single I am.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

I wonder if anyone in my class can tell I'm not wearing a bra...

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

tattoos, piercings and she just learned to twerk

[John Gomez @johngmz]

let's be losers together

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

Someone just told me how nice my hair looked and my first thought was "Did I even shower today?"

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

Dear classmate, I'm not sure what I did to encourage you to talk to me but please stop. K thanks.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

@lisapatish he was just as sexy with the sweater on. Stop lying.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

Dear teacher, please put your sweater back on. You were hiding all your sexy and now I can't focus. Thanks.

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

I'll podcast you.

[Ryan Scott Graham @RyanScottGraham]

I'm only friends with people who think I'm handsome.

[Ryan Scott Graham @RyanScottGraham]

Lmao do you ever just fall in love?

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Excuse me .. I got 10/10 in a spelling test once... for some weird reason autocorrect is f***ing me over

[lisapatish @lisapatish]

Don't listen to those voices in your head.