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[LQ @lisaquin]

@NevSchulman @dinalohan Please make this happen!! I see a 2 hour special!

[Nickelback @Nickelback]

Prince was a pioneer, an icon and a trailblazer. We called him Prince, but he was really a King. #PrinceRIP

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Run DNC. http://t.co/a1p5Q3V2

[ValSouthernLine @valsouthernline]

Posted a new song: "Call Me Maybe" http://t.co/tVaHWPfr #music

[Mo Rocca @MoRocca]

Wow Clint Eastwood laid one Gran Turdito on stage last night. #RNC

[LQ @lisaquin]

Good afternoon

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oh hellloooo

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To whoever brought in the Smores Flavored Candy Corn. THANK YOU

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@BrRaym I think 5 dudes had mistresses and one had 4 Girlfriends

[LQ @lisaquin]

janet jackson station on pandora rulez rigfht now

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The White House is proposing a way to spy on suspects while they're online. The plan is called "Signing them up for Facebook."

[LQ @lisaquin]

I appreciate my bus driver speeding today

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Rmbr – dooont Twet whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s

[LQ @lisaquin]

Can TTG hurry up

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Afternoon sleepies

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[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The Tea Party candidate who won the Delaware primary opposes masturbation. And they call themselves patriots…

[LQ @lisaquin]

@RubyRivers crys it was insane. I'm hurtin so baaaaad.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Tomorrow is Friday. In Spain, the phrase TGIF would be GADQEV. I’m saying we’re lucky to be Americans.