I wish Guy Fawkes would come back to life just so we can show him Fireworks Night.
“See that, Guy? That’s about you.”
“You’re kidding?”
“Yep.”
“It was over 400 years ago!”
“I know.”
“Do you do a night like this for anyone else?”
“No, just you. Here, have a sparkler.”
Something to make you smile at bedtime. Here's a mummy elephant saying cheers to the traffic after her babies cross safely. I do this and it mortifies my children. I like to think hers are going, "muuummmm... Don't do that!" behind the bush.
Best of luck to the #ThreeLions in your semi-final Euros match tonight! @England 🏴
- From The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall
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A nine-year-old Kenyan boy who made a wooden hand-washing machine to help stop the spread of #COVID19 has been awarded a presidential award.
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