lisa

I play the oboeeeee, once I was asked if it was the one with the oval reed and I didn’t even know the answer

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

I have completely forgotten who this even was lol must of stopped opening the messages or blocked them cheers to my past self for handling it 😂

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

What do you guys say when you tell someone you’re not interested in them and they ask you why 🙃

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

For context this is someone in my dms I don’t know them at all they just always reply to my stories asking to meet up and I said I’m flattered, but not interested.

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@Midnightcause @GideonGradishar What’s copper bottomed 🥶

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@GideonGradishar @Midnightcause @MinistryOfWumao Haha you can’t claim you were outrunning the snow flakes with your should I go faster suggestion it wasn’t even snowing at the time!! Although I do like to race down the mountain so who am I to talk about slowing down 😅

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@GideonGradishar Oh this might actually work except guys hear the word kink and forget everything else that was said before or after

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@Midnightcause @GideonGradishar @YouTube I approve of this outing I expect full chaperone attire

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@TNFreedom21 @Crazymoments01 @bennyjohnson Imagine corralling 4 dogs and 6 kids in a shelter, maybe pets are allowed but there’s no way if I lived there I’d be able to take my 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 4 chickens to a shelter on my own. By the way are chickens considered pets? They are to me! I’d be ranting and staying home too

[Brian Eskow @brianeskow]

My voting record is about to look like this.

Obama

Obama

Clinton

Biden

Trump

Any questions?

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@CollinRugg It’s so obvious he is drowning in the video how did no one else notice????

[Dave Neal @DNealz]

Justice For Maria! #bachelor
not a bully! ladies cant hang

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

Can you say you never diminish female musicians or composer when you just requested to replace the one excerpt by a female composer on the list of 15 excerpts and when asked why you say because “you like the other one more”

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@xo_dreamyy Stop playing, let me see the cooop 🐔😻

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@xo_dreamyy How to single handedly take down the egg industry

[Dave Neal @DNealz]

@hannahbrown I'm in Nashville this weekend, any chance you wanna do an episode of Driving With Dave
?! Takes half hour, comes with a pumpkin spice lattee!

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@MzFoxyJ78 @BrianEntin @TVAshleigh What hospital

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

Ok I’m watching the golden bachelor and holy smokes it is feel good tingles and I love it 😍 #TheGoldenBachelor

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Try your best

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[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@TomP1Bellingham HAHAHA what a great tweet

[lisa @lisareadmaker]

@UMichHR @UMPublicAffairs It’s hard to read something so biased - we’d all prefer you reported the facts plain without the digs at the union #yourcorruptionisshowing