lisa_realty

Your realtor
📍: Lagos state
📝: 09136178553, 09088784614
📩: [email protected]

[MiniGo @minigo_app]

Every crypto app you want to use . One app.
Our co-founder @0xVxda broke down https://t.co/3ie6JO7MBb live at @blockfestafrica 2026 !
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[lisa_realty @lisarealtyy]

@minigo_app @blockfestafrica @Stellar_Nigeria @BuildOnStellar @StellarOrg I want y'all's merch 😍!

[MiniGo @minigo_app]

minigo is live at Blockfestafrica

#BlockfestAfrica2026 #minigoway2go

[Tes Tes @da_tesleem]

Sent cold mail to someone who encourages us to send cold mails. I was ignored.

[MiniGo @minigo_app]

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[kitten @Misskittennnn]

talking stage sending my tweet to me with question marks https://t.co/wvJe9r7nBW

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

- Tinubu is yoruba
- Shettima is Hausa
- Wike is Ikwere
- Hope uzodimma is Igbo

You see how they are united to keep you in poverty and suffering

But you’re dividing yourself everyday fighting for tribe supremacy. Mugu

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨!!!

LAGOS LIFE HAS REDUCED TO ONLY ONE ONLINE USER AFTER SUPERSTAR MAVOSWAGO CALLED OUT NIGERIANS FOR FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THINGS.

MOTION👏👏❤️

[BONGO IDEAS ™ @BongoIdeasHQ]

Behind the glitz, glam and beautiful photos is a woman enduring severe torture and physical abvse at the hands of the man she married. Justice for Nana Akua Addo. This is where feminists are needed!

[Cuyiiora @Cuyiiora]

black women beating the Getty Images curse

[lisa_realty @lisarealtyy]

A man left a bad Airbnb review. The host retaliated by exposing him to his wife. 😳
In real estate, we don't get to react like that. A concern gets addressed, not weaponized.

[iya @Aythefuture]

"my oga" "na you be my oga" "no na you be igwe"

[lisa_realty @lisarealtyy]

"used up your free trial 🤣"

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

I no fit forget when I stubborn die for Primary 2. Teachers no dey beat me because once dem ask whose son I be, dem go just free me.

My parents later notice say I dey spoil things for house too much and my stubbornness don pass normal level. One day, my mum and dad carry me go school, buy plenty cane give all my teachers, and tell dem, “I no give birth to pikin wey dem no dey beat.”

For the next two weeks, na pure suffering. If I cough for class, slap. If I look window too long, cane. I even begin dey apologize before I commit offense. 😭

[𝖀𝖌𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖐𝖜𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖚𝖒 @williamsamobi]

This beast killed my primary school friends, six of my neighbours and he almost killed me too.

Christmas Day, 2011.

I was at St. Theresa's Catholic Church fetching water from their borehole because December is usually dry season in the North. Harmattan, dry skin and dry wells.

Our neighbours who were Catholics were already inside the church, singing and dancing. I think Father Achi was the one in charge of the parish back then and was presiding over the service.

I was with my wheelbarrow that i used in carrying water i fetched at the back of the priest's quarters when my friends saw me. They were outside buying sweets from the Hausa vendors.

We linked up for a bit. We talked. We laughed. After some time, they told me they were going inside because it was time for them to give their offerings.

I picked up my wheelbarrow and started leaving while they ran back to the church and that was when i heard the blast.

My ears immediately went deaf.

The force of the explosion pushed me to the ground. My gallons fell over and water started leaking everywhere.

I was in a trance.

I could see the smoke.

I could see people running towards the church and some out of it.

But I couldn't hear anything.

It was completely silent.

And that was when I saw them.

My friends.

Lying on the floor close to the church entrance.

The same boys I had just been laughing with a few seconds earlier.

Kalu.

John.

Ben.

Samson.

Tony.

That was when i stood up and ran home crying.

I was a child. I didn't understand terrorism. I didn't understand religious extremism. I didn't understand why somebody would want to blow up a church on Christmas Day.

That day changed something in me forever. This isn't something I read about in the news.

I was there.

And somehow, I survived.

People talk about terrorism in Nigeria using numbers.

How many people died.

How many were injured.

How many churches were attacked.

But behind every number are people with actual names.

People who had friends.

People who had families.

People who were supposed to go home that Christmas afternoon.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[⛷️ @IJCoded]

I really need a win. Not for attention, but because I genuinely need things to change.

[sugar spice⁷🪩 @mninenye]

I do…LOVEEEEE YOUUU…I do.

[sugar spice⁷🪩 @mninenye]

My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸 @chelszzn]

“Thank you for submitting your application. Please record a 3-minute video telling us about how…”

[David @NopContext]

El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro: