stop romanticizing palm trees

heaven’s gate is a butterfly door 🏎 💸 • writer, big mouth

[‎ً @labyerenth]

It don don me

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

back on here. the pastoral idyll is overrated

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

respectable, absolutely, but cool??? we just be saying anything now

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

what i will say about Chloé Zhao is i was at a party where everybody wanted to talk to her but after a while she took out her sensory headphones and took a nap at the bar and i realized she was the coolest person ever

[drea B2B WS CHAMPS @dodgahblues]

white boy your joy charms me

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

People in nyc are like let me know if you’re ever in nyc

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

back to work tomorrow, where the company laid off over 50% then told the rest of us “when one door closes another door opens but the hallway is hell” (paraphrased)

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

former food writer so trust when I say that The Habit’s Glendale location is extremely good vibes

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

but on the flip, Atlanta is my least favorite American city, I’m so sorry!!

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

just got back from Houston. it is my favorite American city

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RIP DAN TANA you will always be famous for splitting plates for parties that are all girls

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

i be running back my convos with the most fascinating, heart-driven human beings and thinking, boy am i chill interviewer 😎

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

WHAT!!?

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Guys please stop talking about Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes hit song “Home”. Let’s talk about that guys’ previous band Ima Robot instead

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

“when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary” - agent cooper but also @dogkayaks who grew a mushroom boat then kayaked it 26.4 miles from Catalina Island to San Pedro

full story TK but for now, video of an emotional landing!!

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

tomorrow morning artist and mycologist Sam Shoemaker will embark on his mission to cross the Catalina Channel on a 🍄‍🟫mushroom boat🍄‍🟫, the first open water journey of its kind. im with his crew to cover the journey. stay tuned

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

I am spending the night on a boat!!!

[stop romanticizing palm trees @lisaskwon]

just got ma’am-d

[Sam Bloch @samkbloch]

De-lighted to speak with noted palm tree hater @lisaskwon about shade for @LAReviewofBooks

https://t.co/HpOCs8EauS