Lisa Sparks

I am not THAT Lisa Sparks. Perpetually exhausted, often grumpy, sometimes pleasant. Proud UD alum/mom.💙💛 2kids, 1 husband, 1 dog.

[Michael Dickson @michaeldickson]

The unfunniest SNL cold open is also one of the most malevolent. Hard to imagine them taking an issue of race-hate and targeting the victims rather than the issue and those facilitating it - if it were any other victim.
But I guess Jews don’t count.

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@rradmadd I’d like details on the existential crisis please

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@NeziMomodu I love this so much. I am a Taurus and would totally do the same thing.

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

What an episode. Still crying. @Natachakaram_ you are incredible. 🐭

[9-1-1: Lone Star @911LoneStar]

US TOO. 🙋‍♀️ #911LoneStar

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Check out my team's work! :)

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@DaltonRoss Well that stinks. I miss your whole morning crew! Wishing @JenMSilverman the best!!

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Award show “In Memoriam” segments never fail to surprise me with the people I didn’t realize had died, and the ones I thought died long ago…James Caan? William Hurt? I had no idea. Angela Lansbury? Anne Heche? Thought they died more than a year ago. 🤷🏻‍♀️#SAGAwards

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Worth a read!!

[Steve Schwartz @Sceezo]

A Shabbat Dedicated to Reproductive Rights https://t.co/H9NVLx2fmN

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Chills!💕

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

This commercial is so GOOD!
Marketing gold.
Top TIER!!!!
Rihanna deserves this MOMENT!!

https://t.co/B5VRBumELT

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

If you’re a Disney movie person please listen-this is phenomenal…🤩

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

Holy shit. 😭😭😭😭

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Perfect responses to an article that really struck a nerve with me.

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@va_editrix @jessesheidlower @helenbetya Yea, there’s so much to unpack and so little time.

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@KermitTheFrog and @FozzieBear are the only bearable parts of #SchoolhouseRock50Singalong (pun intended). UGH.

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

I was so excited about #SchoolhouseRock50Singalong but this is torture. @ABCNetwork really let GenX down. I bought the DVDs to show my kids when they were little; think I am gonna just put those on instead!

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@lydialovestv I was gonna say the same thing !

[Z @zrobhill]

I just don’t think @ABCNetwork understands what we enjoyed about Schoolhouse Rock. This is an abomination #SchoolhouseRock50Singalong

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary(Twitter prompted me to tweet this; only complied bc I can’t believe it has been TEN YEARS! Joined to keep up w @rradmadd 🤣🤣🤣)

[Lisa Sparks @lisasp11]

@likeyouknowido @alex_abads I still don't think it looks like either of them, even after knowing it is them lol.

[I a n @mccarroll236]

Characters that hate Rocco #WhiteLotus