Lisa Van Wilder

smart ass. negative nancy. lover all of tacos.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Remember how shocked everyone was when Kamala Harris strangely chose quirky Tim Waltz as her VP running mate?

What if it wasn’t a strange decision at all and a calculation based on access to billions of dollars of Somali fraud money that could be funneled to her Presidential campaign or personal finances?

Nick Shirley and the FBI have uncovered what may be the largest theft of tax payer dollars in U.S. history and I predict, when we examine other states, we’ll find that this is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For kids who can’t read good

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@BernieSanders Bro. Life has been expensive for years. Where the eff have you been?

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@kristensversi0n @Ticketmaster It makes me beyond furious 😤

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

Okay- #Ticketmaster is garbage. I’m over resellers.
Tried to buy tickets before the show- still couldn’t get them.
I’m broke AF- so buying reseller tickets was not an option.
Any other OG fans just disappointed that they couldn’t see ONE show? It’s frustrating.

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@Ticketmaster has to be the biggest scam out there. Myself AND husband were waitlisted last year for Indy. I went to see if i can get tickets last night- says this. What? I’ve tried for 5 different cities & nothing. I refuse to spend 10x more from a reseller too. #TaylorSwift

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@ollieolliesart_ @swiftieswanttix This happened to me and my husband too. I literally went back to my email from last year to prove I’m not insane. So yup- thanks Ticketmaster. Another concert i can’t attend.

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@erastourticketz @swiftieswanttix @Ticketmaster I’ve tried for 6 different cities 😭 i just want a chance to take my daughter to see an artist we both enjoy. ☺️

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@drinkspindrift My backyard pool!

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@IanJaeger29 I’m broke

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

Thank you @Chewy for making Pete’s Christmas magical. ✨ 🎄🎅🏼

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@EmagineTheatres i would love to have a theater in Cartersville Georgia. Our area lacks good theaters and think your establishment would thrive

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

Listen @AMCTheatres i love going to the movies, but $20 a ticket to see Beetlejuice? That’s $80 for my family. Wild…. I can’t swing that.

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

Did your know you’re more likely to get abducted by aliens than getting @TheSavBananas ticket? 😮‍💨

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@HillaryClinton The dude in the corner of this picture doesn’t even know what day it is

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@BrianKempGA Well we got our bill and it doubled.

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@BrianKempGA @Georgians_First Why hasn’t the state stepped up to save #Pinelog in Bartow Co?

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@thatGIOkid @kgleeb Uh yes. Same 😬

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

Happy birthday @PeytonList !

[Lisa Van Wilder @LisaVanWilder]

@homunculusdick So I’m rewatching Entourage right now and it’s loosely based off Marks life in holiday. There’s been a few things that clicked and I’m like 🤯