Lisa Wayland

optimistic pragmatist

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

cried again on the drive home thinking about it. can’t wait to watch it again, you’ve gotta see it

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

just left a solo friday matinee of the sheep detectives. cried 3.5x. name a better start to the weekend

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

Just saw an IG for “30s and birdies” and it’s bird watching for young folk!! can someone plz set this up in my area so I can just show up? thx sm

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

I really need a yellow button down

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

Joe Burrow is football Conrad

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hanging on by a 🪡

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

actually nvm it was easy

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connections be f for real today

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

Should I get into metal detecting?

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

my professional sporting event nightmare (aside from life-threatening violence) is being on the jumbotron and not knowing it, i.e., george costanza eating an ice cream sundae

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

NBA benches have to be jumbo sized, right? No way these big boys are sitting in normal folding chairs

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

would it be weird to take the ACT as an adult? seems like the wordle + connections final boss, might be fun

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

you can tell baseball is a sport created by men because no team is calling the other team to ask, “what are you wearing?” and then they show up in the same color uniforms

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

As a society, we really need to come together to solve this collective issue - how can we make leaf blowers not so damn loud?

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

be fr how often are you cleaning your belly button

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who can tell me how fireworks actually work

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

does anyone actually hand wash their bras?

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

if I see one more video of a cool girl saving bees for a living, that’s it I’m doing it too

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

What if The Summer I Turned Pretty was set during… The Last of Us?
(Based on my very specific and vivid dream last night, am I onto something here??)

[Lisa Wayland @lisawayland]

If Joe Burrow is Conrad, who is Jeremiah? I’m thinking… Patrick Mahomes