Lisa Noor

A human that is trying hard not to be a robot. Sarcasm is my second language.

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

I have been told that I could make ppl go beserk with my writings. Today is the day again...heh

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

No internal email communication. What kind of stupid logic is that???

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Benda paling kejam adalah bila kau beriya tanya itu in… last haraaammmm… apa pun takleh bantu. Paham???

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Kalau ye pun cerita semua, apa je yang kau boleh bantu pun???

[infodemik @infodemik]

MEKDI

Aku tau ramai yang membara-bara sebab McD payung makanan free untuk IDF.

Korang kalau nak boikot, aku respect jek keputusan korang walaupun isu pemilikan McD Malaysia diorang dah jelaskan banyak kali. Silakan, untuk solidariti kepada Palestin. Takda sapa halang.

Cuma nak minta 2 benda jek.
1. Jangan pergi rosakkan bangunan McD di Malaysia.
2. Jangan pergi harass pekerja McD tu. Diorang tu cari rezeki, dan rata-ratanya orang Melayu Bifoti jugak.

Tolong ya? Terima kasih.

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

True… by accepting it shows you consent abt it. Kalau tak setuju why the hell you accepted it, took picture and updates in socmed… memang babs lar jugak perangai pun.

[Aidi Ezzhar @aidi_ezzhar]

Sebutan Babi itu mungkin salah faham. Sebab Bavi tu kalau disebut sekali Imbas pun susah nak beza sebutan B dengan V. Vi dengan Bi, tengah keadaan yang bising, memang susah nak dengar beza.

Apalah salahnya pergi je semula, " Dik. Nama salah ni. Boleh tukar cup ke apa ke? "

Tak susah pun. Bukan dia buat dengan niat menghina atau sewaktu dengannya.

Kedua , part nak saman. Buat kena gelak dengan peguam je. Contohlah, kes ni boleh saman. Contoh.

Ingat senang nak lawan Big Corporation dalam isu kecil macam ni? Nak saman berapa? Apa damage yang anda peroleh dari kesalahan ejaan tersebut?

Kelakar betul.

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Typo- his mom

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

What would you feel… your husband wish you happy anniversary and yet put his mother���s picture first then both your picture?…my thought—- yeah, i married her mom but fuck her son. Heh!

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

@aryaziz Black tourmaline and amethsyt… told ya

[Saitalan @AzlanTumingan]

Paling rare, habiskan ucapan wakil pelajar graduan dengan serangkap lagu. Fefeeling macam dekat konsert dah tadi

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

@aryaziz Hahahahaha

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Aiyoo… kenapalah her friend ada friend mcm ni… berak pun nak inform seantereo dunia.. like seriously.

[نق��ّ 🇵🇸 @naqyaaa]

Aku video call kawan tadi. Guess what she literally dalam jamban tengah duduk berak and still wanna talk to me. Kenapa aku ada kawan macam ni 😭

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Dah tahu bawa banyak budak2 and “infant”… macam2 ada lar ni… grabmart pandamart… yang gatai pi sesorang bawa budak2 tu buat apa… dengan baby lagi… penyakit pun berlambak sekarang. Meroyan tak tentu pasai. Guna otaklah sama.

[Joshua SIDkzee ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ @sidchan]

Kesian owner BGW 9869 tak pasal kena viral. Padahal parking elok je haha

[Ernest Ng Bro @ernestngBRO]

If you go to Subway this month, you will notice that the paper wrapping ada lain sikit. That's because it's got my artwork on it! Karekter Sabweh dari kelas #smkfastfood! Sempat juga selit signature kat tepi just in case mak aku tak percaya. TQ Subway Malaysia for this collab!

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

So me from 70s ni…

[Nadia Nazir @Nadia_Nazir]

I’m at an event and HR calls asking for my degree. I say I don’t have one “SPM cert ada?”
Me: Farid you nak kena pukul ke? I SPM tahun 99 kot!
Farid: 1999??
Someone in the back: 1999?!!
Another person in the back: 1999?!!
Not a day goes by where I’m not reminded of my boomerness

[Roni Yaakub @abdulroniyaakub]

Guys please if u are sexually active, get yourself tested at least every 3-4 months. Its only Rm 15. Take Prep if u are at risk. Its heartbreaking to break bad new to my lovely patient 😭

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

@aryaziz 🤣

[Lisa Noor @lisaziz]

Tudia… pakat beli baju raya sakan pakai debit card berjemaah sampai jem system

[Maybank @MyMaybank]

#MBBAlert Dear valued customers,

Kindly be informed that debit card usage is temporarily unavailable, and we are currently experiencing intermittent slowness on MAE app, ​M2U MY app and Maybank2u web.

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[Domooooo @DomJHumphreys]

see this.. this is why I wanted boys