lis 🤍

Im about to party on u

[angela @horrorcomedies]

People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family

Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again

[Bacatá @sadturno9]

Mi ex de tres años: Superado
El man q vi tres veces: Tema sensible

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

How do I explain to a normal sane human that when somebody likes me & shows effort I’m like “woah, there partna…not too much now” but being ignored makes me think you’re the loml

[layne @mooncallister]

i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

The best part of being a girl is getting ready fr fr, not even actually being out. Sitting in your place and taking pictures when everything is hittinggggg 😛😛😛😛

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

I LOVEEEEE BEING GIRLY POP AND LOOKING CUTE FOR EVENTS!!!

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

No but I actually lost my bitch this time 💔

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

I lost my bitch 💔💔💔💔

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

I forgot how much Harry has to suffer in the deathly hallows :/

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

IF THIS AINT ME

[toxic king @toxicking]

“I’m blocking you” do it, I lost the love of my life 11 bitches ago

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

Why is it always the one who doesn’t care if you live or die that just……like…..you know what I mean?

[frida @fri_sentimental]

Bro te estoy dando la oportunidad de tener algo casual conmigo y no la aprovechas ctm

[milly @odvratna]

talking to multiple men and feeling nothing

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[lis 🤍 @lisbetchhh]

Life really teaches me patience in the most random of ways.

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

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