lisbeth downey

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I’ve just been diagnosed as being BIBLICAL i fucking knew it

[Alice's Restaurant at karaoke and saying it @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Europe spent 400 years using slave labour in colonies to build its wealth, rebranded this extraction model in the 20th century and somehow its citizens still believe their social conditions are a result of some superior intellect rather than inhuman violence.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Meanwhile people in 3000 BC were out here carving porn into their bowls and silverware like it was casual home decor.

[jezz @JezziiB]

As a girl, not being financially independent is scarier than not getting married.

[Σταρτλ Ρίφλεξ @acthvibez]

Στο νοσοκομείο πήρα κοπλιμέντα για τις φλεβες μου. Ο,τι μπορεί ο καθένας στο κάτω κάτω

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Being a woman is like:

Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Aren’t you too young? Get an abortion
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
QUICK GET PREGNANT!
GET PREGNANT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Aren’t you too old to be pregnant???

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I genuinely feel sick. This is just beyond anything the mind can fathom. And I keep thinking of what Ta-Nehisi Coates said. If you can’t draw the line at the genocide in Gaza, you can’t draw it anywhere else. Moral failure, on a mass and collective scale, brought us here.

[𝙳 𝚛 𝚘 𝚗 𝚎 @spigaro]

Ο άλλος είναι στην ηλικία μου και είναι γέρος

[Lina Greek @Linagreek]

Definitely this is top 10 of all time.

[V™ 🏁 @nuxtoVios]

Πάντως παιδιά, μπορούμε να σιχαινόμαστε και το παιδοφιλικό παρεάκι δολοφόνων Τραμπ - Νετανιάχου και το αυταρχικό, θεοκρατικό παρεάκι των Ιρανών. Δεν μπορεί να το χωνέψει το μυαλό σας ε;

[O_Kafros @kafros_o]

μπήκα σε 4 ΤΑΞΙ σήμερα και έκανα βόλτες στα Γιάννενα μπας κ καταλάβω τις γεωπολιτικές εξελίξεις

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i open and close twitter like it's a fridge