Lisbon Sucks

Thanks, Lisbon

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@TurismodeLisboa The daily subway halts during rush hour say something deep about Lisbon's soul. Its part of the package.
#visitlisbon

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Both escalators work at Rato station. Must be a miracle. #OurPrayersHaveBeenAnswered #MetrodeLisboa

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One day I'll miss waking up to the sound of a tram stuck behind a car. Just not today.
#HornsareLoud #TransportesdeLisboa

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The last standing piece of the great Wall of Santos.#ItsNeverFinished #WondersOfLisbon

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Another of the great wonders of lisbon. The smallest bike lane in the world.

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Classic Lisbon: an entire escalator dedicated to not working.
#GetOneofEach

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I wonder how any of these will ever get opened.
#JustWreckthePavement

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Know the feeling you get when the only working escalator in one of the deepest subway stations is under repair?
#TimeforExercise #JustFixIt

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In true Portuguese fashion, even the good things get delayed.
#WebSummit #LisbonSucks

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Take a look at some of our fellow Subway Warriors: https://t.co/Pub9x1Seq2
#MetrodeLisboa #CanofSardines

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One of the Great Wonders of Lisbon.
Leaves you wondering however did it come to be.
#WondersofLisbon

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@CamaraLisboa I was born in a time when both escalators in the Rato subway station still worked.
#MetrodeLisboa

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It's sad when the many "service disturbed" anouncements you hear on the subway become so routine you stop noticing them.
#MetrodeLisboa

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We haven't posted in a while, which is wierd since Lisbon hasn't gotten any better.
Maybe it's taking a break before the winter floods.

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In Lisbon the green light doesn't mean you can go. It just means you're less likely to get hit by a car.
#VisitLisboa #GreenMeansGo

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Let's pray to the gods of public transportation, because this has got to be divine punishment.
#definitelynotlisbon

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Though I still have to critize the timer being wrong. So, nice try Lisbon. You still suck.

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"Time to arrival: 8 minutes" sigh... its 7pm lisbon... again?... *subway actually arrives in 1 minute* :O!! Lisbon?? Is that you? #concern

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How long do you bet it's gonna stay this way?
#largodorato #lisbon #noonecares

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@CamaraLisboa Don't feel bad, I just noticed it too.