Ares King (he/they)

big ol’ nerd studying anthropology and tweeting @ my celebrity idols and my mom//ig: @aresjking

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

so many little moments from those makeup videos are still vocal stims i use at least once a week! the joy i felt watching those vids literally changed my life. i wish i could still return to them, but i totally respect ur choice to take em down :) hope life treats u well now!!!

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@wth_mille there’s like a 0.0001% chance you’ll see this but i only just noticed that your youtube is gone and i just wanted to say how thankful i am for the stuff you made—i loved your vids w/ jennyfer so much i ended up studying german in college!

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@Bunnyko oh this is absolutely fantastic

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@haragoochie what dating in DC is like

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@haragoochie hi i opened https://t.co/iyu5fsdzEl specifically bc i saw a repost of a tweet of yes on insta and HAD to tell u how much i love ur profile name

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@sinobug that’s a jellybean ❤️

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@gaslightyourmom @yourewrongabout has a GREAT episode on this subject!!

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

hey @pepsi @Guayaki …what on earth was in my berry red tea? poured a half-day old can into a glass and watched what i can only describe as scoby-like goo fall out with the last bit

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@gpaolopasco I can’t believe I forgot to emphasize my love for the brian david gilbert/polygon references! Especially the reference to karen’s book! (I just found out they’re engaged, screaming!!)

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@gpaolopasco i’m sure i’m one of many but i had to send a fan tweet because i’m playing through the Midnights midi puzzle pack and every puzzle is making me SO HAPPY! I’ve sent so many screenshots to friends of the clues—thank you for making references I actually get! 😖❤️

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@DamienDroney See, this is why I enjoy your classes 💀

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@DamienDroney I love anthropology because it’s the field where one can write papers on controversies around fufu pounding machines. I chose right with my major.

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@glittergothboi I still think of montrose like this and no one can make me stop

[bebe @cosybebe]

no thoughts just autumn jellycat stuffies

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

It took many years of reading leftist theory but I finally learned how to spell bougerisois

[André K Isaacs @drdre4000]

This email from a student, when I taught remote, lives rent free in my head 😂

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Spotted. (sound)

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

@bookishseawitch country gnomes
take my bones
to a place
they don’t belong

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

[Ares King (he/they) @liselabeth]

I’m telling myself that mass deleting every tweet from pre- a few months ago is ✨personal growth✨ and not just inner horror at what the old tweets were.