@bwittknee NIPS. Now that I have mom teets one of my biggest regrets is never having my nips pierced. PS. I havenโt tweeted in forever but this deserved a response
@sisahms I only vote yes because:
1) I wouldnโt want to be on your bad side
2) when someone is on your bad side, your wit is unmatched and you know just what to say to make someone question everything about themselves and their entire life ๐
Watching Kobe Bryant on โJimmy Kimmel Liveโ gushing about his daughter, Gianna, crushes me even more
Gotta get off Twitter for awhile ... Going to play basketball with my daughters #RIPMAMBA
What happened in Paul Rudd's early life that made him so genuine, so nice, so witty, so talented, so RELENTLESSLY CHARMING?? We need the formula so we can replicate it in every guy ever everywhere from now on forever. An entire planet of Paul Rudds please
@Ashtin_215 ๐๐ from awful song lyrics, to cryptic pointless quotes, to finishing every status with โtext it!โ .. I despise reading all of my old Facebook posts!
Was bored and had Corey answer questions about me from one of those โcopy and pasteโ Facebook statuses. One question was: โHow would you describe me using only 3 words?โ His answer: โpregnant, hungry, and caring.โ He has such a way with words.