Alisha Marcotte

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

Cardi B gave her cheating baby daddy 500k. Here I am studying IP law with my clothes on and yet i can probably rap with my ass out looking and sounding way better 🤔 I clearly need to get paid.

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

When your brother is your number neighbor 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

When Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration bid $1,000.00 for a hug from Phyllis...that’s the dedication every woman needs in their life.

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

Watching someone decorate a cake on facebook is the most satisfying thing to watch

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

@beee_ayyy Ill check it out! Thanks 🤗😊

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

I need wedding guest dress shop recommendations so John can stop sending me really ugly dresses and i can stop pretending that I think the ones he likes are cute

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

John asked me if he should invite my friends to dinner for my birthday and that’s when i realized i have one friend lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

Someone once told me I shouldn’t be doing a half hour on the stair at the gym. #1 i like the stairs and cardio #2 mind ya business at the gym #3 i lost over 30 pounds with the help of some stairs 🐸 ☕️

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

@KelsyADesorcy @yoosamkane Two spray cans and two regular bottles 🙄 Jh is too white

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

I’m honestly going to ball my eyes out when we leave Aruba because law school is terrible and i never want to go back 😭

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

John refuses to get his own milkshake but always ends up drinking half of mine...this is what I’m stuck with for the rest of my life.

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

I wore the brightest pants on the mountain so my bf can find me at all times

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

@yoosamkane Well then you’re lucky you’re the opposite lol

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

It’s really difficult dating the most social man ever when he doesn’t realize how hard it is for you to fit in 😫

[amelia @a_santarosa]

Unpopular opinion: Ariana Grande is annoying as fuck

[Alisha Marcotte @lishamarc]

Not sure why people go to nutrition places everyday to get a shake for 10$ but can’t buy a tub of protein for like 50$ and get about 30 shakes but 🐸 ☕️

[alison 🦋 @alisonpool_]

If your girl is still bringin up old shit, maybe it’s time to sit down & talk to her about it. Yes, it may be annoying, but that clearly means it’s stuck in her head, and it’s been weighing heavy on her heart. Just as bad as you want her to forget, she wants to forget it 10x more