Lauren Lisinski

Soprano who enjoys baked ziti and cats.

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

Chapel Hill has a StillLife now and driving past it immediately gave me flashbacks of almost drowning at the 2014 Foam Party 🥲

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

Coincidentally, this is how I describe every self-tape I do

[nomi. @mynameisnomi]

This why people be afraid to change careers…people gon try to remember u for who u were smh. I feel him tho. Don’t let them keep you stagnant my boy. U can be whatever u want in this life 💯

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

@MonicaRizk1010 Thank you for speaking your truth.

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

@chrissychlapp @Kay_riistal you and your Doritos

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

Krystal was hungry on our walk to the nail salon last night, so when she saw this she yelled “HOT WEINERS?!? LAUREN!!” with a lil too much enthusiasm…

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

@greenecj2 Pretty sure it was White Zinf actually 😂

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

What is it like working at a church on a college campus? I just watched Kyle* give his buddy Ethan* a fist bump after finishing the 2nd reading. Like “Dude you read Deuteronomy so well, crushed it”

*names changed to protect the Jesus bros

[princess @PRlVPRINCESS]

i cannot even tell yall what i was expecting but it was NOT that OMG

[daniel @idanielzarate]

Nobody:

Me: You guys wanna take shots

[heath, feel the @feeltheheath]

musical theater vamps that all but guarantee i’m not going to like the song…

[David Krasner @KrasnerDavid]

This is possibly the most horrifying moment in Jeopardy history.

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

@greenecj2 2. Not all bagels are created equal

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

Spot the difference

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

My ex bois: haha what a weirdo what even was I thinking
My ex girls: I will always love and support you from afar, like your insta posts, so glad you’re happy, you’re glowing, siri play “This is What Makes Us Girls” by Lana

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

Avril Lavigne is on TikTok now and her first video is this perfect collab with Tony Hawk

[J @judith_ism]

Girl are you okay? You’ve hardly put your records on.

[Lauren Lisinski @lisinskiprobs]

I wanted to repost this on my fb, but I work for the C******c church and my coworkers would try to get me fired. Please don’t tell my boss, who is also Jesus.