Melissa Corley

Periodic updates from the Dangling Wang of the United States.

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

@CJLeBlanc Just got my tickets to the Marco Island booze cruise! See you there! Can't wait!

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

I do hope you have no Game and will take take the bus home.

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

@SteveDahlShow @dagdahlcast #Floridiot http://t.co/1jy6Hd9lxW

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

@SteveDahlShow @wlsam @dagdahlcast A delicious tip I learned from my son-dip your Biscoff into your Coke.Thought he was nuts til I tried it!

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

@NESN Something is horribly wrong with your audio during spots! It's all out of phase! I need an icepick for my eardrums!!! #findanengineer

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<3 <3 <3 http://t.co/69N4X0b3iX

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OMG, how cute! Their teams are shit, though. Haha http://t.co/0iqkvmM7jl

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I am so saddened. I really wanted to be her when I was a kid.... http://t.co/JcpKB1N2kw

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

Bahahaha~ Dana! http://t.co/49Fxzbc4I2

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

With apologies to former bosses on my friend list ( you know who you are), this is EPIC, and Chuck Holloway was... http://t.co/JkQRj1kOkO

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@CJLeBlanc @SeanCarrigan @jeffbranson @_MelissaArcher @YandR_CBS FUN!!! Thanks!!!! You guys are the BEST! #YR

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

@DirectPath 7 Service Calls and one month later, you STILL can't fix our fucking Wifi!!! #DirectPathSucks #cantgetonline #figureitout

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

Here is the short movie that Christopher's team shot this summer at Camp Flix. Please give it a watch, I'm so... http://t.co/ONrCN2mKQB

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

YAY! http://t.co/pxIJhUnu75

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

Just made a delicious organic tomato salad with seasonal heirloom tomatoes, pink sea salt, Evoo, and Orange... http://t.co/vWS22Nu98S

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[Melissa Corley @liss333]

#Sharknado3 is cracking me up. It's today's Plan 9 From Outer Space!

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

Happy 36th Anniversary of Disco Demolition! I remember it well- I wasn't allowed to go!!!! @SteveDahlShow

[Melissa Corley @liss333]

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[Melissa Corley @liss333]

I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/6hUCst6FFv