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[melissa @lissa_lass]

Just saw kavanaugh 🤮🤮

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Nancy pelosi looks v uncomfortable

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Really don’t wanna watch the state of the union but also wanna b educated on these things 🤷🏼‍♀️ someone spark note the orange troll for me plz

[melissa @lissa_lass]

@meghan_tanner Agreed!!!

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Am I the only one not seeing the appeal to drinking raw celery???

[melissa @lissa_lass]

I need to read Michelle Obama’s book. Why is the wait list at the library 5 miles long 😓

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Elyse for bachelorette

[melissa @lissa_lass]

10 months today until my wedding. V far yet, v close and 1mill things to do yet

[melissa @lissa_lass]

No one tells you how difficult it is to get peoples addresses in the 21st century 🙄

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Everything is fine when your heads resting next to mine

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Make me your foundation I’ll be waiting patient

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Saturday I go to NYC, Tuesday I see @johnlegend , and Thursday I leave for @Disney. I’m basically toooo hype to work these next few days.

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Next Christmas there will be a lil pup in my stocking

[melissa @lissa_lass]

To the hacker that bought $214 worth of some DUMB fantasy war game off my iTunes account- HAPPY HOLIDAYZ TO YOU- you are a total POS

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Will I probs be buying a new car and house in 2019? Yes. Does it make me wanna throw up? Heck yes.

[melissa @lissa_lass]

I don’t wanna b dramatic buuuuut- there’s nothing worse in this world then car issues

[melissa @lissa_lass]

Life is not a competition, y’all. Let’s all clap at everyone’s happiness- to some that may be buying a home, moving to a new city, getting married, buying a dog, being present with yourself. As long as you’re moving forward who cares what stage you’re in.

[melissa @lissa_lass]

I leave for Disney a month today. I haven’t been since I was 6 years old. So basically it’s my first time and I cannot contain my excitement 😍🎄

[melissa @lissa_lass]

You fill me up, you fill me up. You set my soul ablaze, your love is so amaze

[melissa @lissa_lass]

I need @edsheeran to make a Christmas album