Lissa Middleton

Grace to stand. Determined to know.

[Lissa Middleton @lissa_middleton]

💔😢

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Grandma?

Grandma: Yeah?

6: Can I live with you?

Grandma: I don't raise kids. I just spoil them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: *talking to her friend* That's my dad.

Me: Hi.

3: He makes noises with his butt.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 6-year-old called ranch dressing "salad frosting" and now I'll never call it anything else.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: You’re a bad sister!

3-year-old: You’re a bad Power Ranger!

Some things can’t be unsaid.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: *furiously punches the air*

Me: What are you doing?

4: Beating up a ghost.

[Lissa Middleton @lissa_middleton]

Woah!

[Stuart Hall @IAmStuartHall]

no one sees
a pharisee
in themselves
but we all have one.
it comes out to play
when other religious people
break our favorite rules.
and make no mistake:
we all have our favorite rules.
we all suffer from willful blindness.

| @BethMooreLPM |

[Lissa Middleton @lissa_middleton]

@XplodingUnicorn Yeah, too obvious. Lol

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What did you do at school?

6-year-old: I mathed.

Me: It's not a verb. You can't "math."

6: I did. I mathed so hard.

[deray @deray]

RIP Aretha Franklin.

[Lissa Middleton @lissa_middleton]

@sunestauromai do you follow @XplodingUnicorn ? Love reading his tweets.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: How come we've never moved?

Me: Our current house works just fine.

6: It doesn't even have a drawbridge.

[Lissa Middleton @lissa_middleton]

Rest in peace Aretha!

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

R
E
S
P
E
C
T

Thanks for letting us find out what it meant to you. And for dang well teaching us how to spell it.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

No map will take you where God want to lead you.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Give away kindness like you've got a hole in your pocket.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We’re all amateurs when it comes to love. Don’t be too hard on each other.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

“We shouldn’t be surprised when we don’t understand what a God who says He surpasses all understanding is doing.”
#EverybodyAlways

[Viorica Marian @VioricaMarian1]

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: How was school?

5-year-old: I didn't get bit by a shark.

Me: Do you usually get bit by a shark?

5: No. I'm careful.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.