Lisset

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

yall sexualized the word mommy too much my kids are gonna have to call me lesbotron 3000

[Unbothered @coldasf_x]

When someone asks me to do something I was about to do already

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[Mary @mxryboo]

quit my job to focus on the park

[Goddamnit, Jamie @Jay_FrickinLynn]

I love that we are collectively bullying a groundhog because we’re cold

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i don't play about my nonverbal time.

[َ @awzshiii]

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

[Kristen @Kica333]

I got paid today so you know what that means! That’s right! I’m going to pay my bills and then be broke again for the next two weeks!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"ur free trial has expired"

-Me and my card details;