Alyssa Chandler

Strong believer in Jesus and coffee | Hit the husband lottery: @ukjake3 | @LifeChurch Online Team | FL ➡️ OK | IG: picturethislyss

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

#survıvor2026 this is giving homemade art project and Jeff is the toddler who made it

Give ciri money, cmon 🤣

[Nike @Nike]

Priorities unchanged. Another major secured.

The wins keep coming on and off the course for Scottie Scheffler

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

About 30 miles inland from Tampa riding out #HurricaneMilton with these girls. Hoping to post live video updates as the storm approaches. Stay safe out there, Florida friends 🙏

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

I keep thinking “siga” tribe is “Zika”… like the virus #Survivor

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

We’re actually scared for an era where she’s declaring herself a poet... #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[GRAMMYS @RecordingAcad]

🚨 #GRAMMYs EXCLUSIVE: @taylorswift13 just announced her new album on the show. Who's ready?

[bug girl @buggirl]

idk who needs to hear this but THE POINT OF REUSABLE WATER BOTTLES IS TO HAVE VERY FEW OF THEM. LIKE 1 OR MAYBE 2. BECAUSE THEYRE REUSABLE. SO U DONT NEED A BUNCH OF WATER BOTTLES. BECAUSE U REUSE THEM.

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@CrumblCookies It’s giving

[Amanda Goetz @AmandaMGoetz]

If I were CMO of X….

Here’s how I would have launched the new name, logo and mission

using my 4 part launch strategy.

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@UCF Disappointed alumnus over here. This is so out of touch. Monday is too soon. If you care for your student body, help them.

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

My church does this awesome series every July called At The Movies. We play movies in church and our pastor teaches lessons about Jesus from them. 🙂 It just started this weekend. Join us! https://t.co/8vOaHkZ59N https://t.co/8vOaHkZ59N

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@NespressoUSA hey nespresso! Loving my brand new vertuo machine. I read that I was supposed to get a welcome discount code but I already threw away the box. Are you guys able to provide a new one?

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@jongabriel Agreed! Though I will say I went to @texasroadhouse recently and they adopted a no paper menu policy to curb germs dying COVID. Instead, all you had to do was scan your camera on a code and it automatically brought you to their site with the menu on it. Thought that was cool!

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@alaynajolie 😱 are you kidding me

[Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab]

How to write a book:
1. Sit down.
2. Oops, forgot your tea.
3. Sit down.
4. Could use a cookie.
5. Sit down.
6. Make a to-do list.
7. Make a shopping list.
8. Make a playlist.
9. Uh oh, tea’s cold.

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

About to charge a Starbucks coffee to my FSA card because I need it for my health

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@GaryGulman this is my husband’s impression of Elon Musk at the Tesla unveiling yesterday. Thought you’d appreciate.

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@alaynajolie Hahahaha Brent 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alyssa Chandler @listentolyss]

@alaynajolie What the actual heck