special agent oso

living vicariously through rom-coms.

[Wena @WenaWen0]

As a doctor i desire to have the documentation skills of a nurse

[RDN🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇪🇳🇴 @ryandontnut]

I hope no one spiked my Jose Cuervo × KC × wine shot aki

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

"50 what? Cows?...sheep? goats?"

[Friends of Karura @karurafriends]

Nairobi National Park is under pressure.

Friends of Karura Forest stand with @FoNNaPKenya to immediately stop the destruction of 100 acres of upland forest in Nairobi National Park.

Reports confirm tree clearing linked to plans for the new Animal Orphanage and a 1,300-vehicle parking area tied to the Bomas project.
Kenya’s national parks are not parking lots!

Petition link: https://t.co/sSmtlSAmFZ

#SaveNNP #SaveKenyaForests

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

When my father was working in Mombasa I saw a letter a white woman called Audrey Whitby had sent him . The contents were very distressing, apparently they were in the process of moving to the Netherlands together . Mans was planning to leave us here . But who is God? mzee aliachwa he looked sad for the next 6 months nobody knew but I knew .Every so often when he looked a little happy I would mention a name sometimes Netherlands sometimes life abroad and he would sink back down. I began injecting long ago buana. Men are amphibians.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[kida @kidasnow]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

The entire Nairobi is literally submerged in water but mashinani people are the ones that need civic education. We need to do better ffs

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The only Siren Kenya has.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

you try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

sometimes you almost cry bc u have to go to work and then work is fine

[Manzi @ClixWell]

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp but man I’d love to do it.

[Teanuh @TeanuhB]

Anyway next year by hook or by crook I’ll have a real big-girl job.

[Not You @smh__w]

Wenye mko home. YOU'RE THE MEDIA. RT and share every post. #SiriNiNumbers

[Ωmega K @kenn_kamau]

Our brothers and sisters are braving gunshots na hatujafikisha 2M bado?
KUWENI SERIOUS!!!
#SiriNiNumbers

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴇʟᴏɴ 🇳🇬🍉 @OkiogaTerry]

From The Netherlands with love ✊🏽🇰🇪
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[DciJuja @dcijuja]

If this appears in your timeline just RETWEET widely

[Miss Aretha ✨ @iMuthoni_]

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[BBW @MissyGathoni]

I have never retweeted this much my entire twitter life.

Let's keep retweeting!!!

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