Simon Cooke

Enjoy Classical Music and Sport (the armchair variety). Half-decent Pianist if I do say so myself!

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@khudsonnn what are you like lol

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

why can i access twitter on my blackberry but not my iphone?

[Todd Styman @toddycounago]

@liszt_2 #drawsomething haha

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@rolltown That is a shame. I would like to have seen an April Snowman...

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

“@rolltown: Strewth! It's snowing here in Rothwell!” wow, and this time of the year too #Fooled

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

“@scottmacdon: @PigeonJon I don't like pigeons but I like you.”

I do like Chicken McNuggets.
I do not like Vicks Vapour rub.

[Will Duggan @Willduggan]

I'd love to go swimming in loads of orangeade. Thats my fanta-sea. YES!

[Todd Styman @toddycounago]

Barcè v Bilbao is on.. And your watching take me out.... #fail

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@khudsonnn Enfield?

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@khudsonnn the better team in north London

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@khudsonnn Spurs 16/1 to win 4-0 tomorrow...

[Todd Styman @toddycounago]

Fun bet with the gaffer.... @liszt_2 we haven't had a winner
Yet this year... Today it will change! Ladbrokes be very scared... Haha

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

The Lincoln handicap and the worlds richest horse race #GoodDaysToBeAtWork

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Arrive.

Big Wings.
Little Wings.
Cardboard Wings.

Big Wings.
Little Wings.
Cardboard Wings.

Leave.

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Following an OAP in a neon yellow coat. Made of neon. We go from this side of the road to that side of the road. He has a massive lollypop.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Queues outside garages this morning as motorists hand petrol back, saying they 'feel such a fool.'

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

“@bigalob: @onestepsnooker lol same as me, can't believe higgins blew it against ebbo.”Love watching Higgins lose #Cheat

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

@toddycounago #DoYouKnowWhoIAm

[jason mitchell @JasonZlatan]

F*** fuel prices...... Don perignon has gone up to £110 :/ #notdench #outrage #fuckthegovernment

[Simon Cooke @liszt_2]

Good sunglasses weather. I'm not getting caught today...