Max Jägerman

I'm a literal monster,
I'm your God.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

INTRODUCTION !
The following character is a portrayal of Max Jägerman, from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Team Starkid.

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[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

If ya' don't have a single callus on your hand, are you truly a man?

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@max_jag3rman [ Blink. Blink. ]

"Eh..? GHOST!"

[ Max jumps back, trips on a rock and falls. ]

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

Punching holes through walls is peak masculinity.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

I'd say it's Brad but he can't write.

[Stacey @IMHOTYOURN0T]

Has anyone actually seen whos been putting these letters on my desk ???? 🤨

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

I'm not a kid, Spankoffski.

[Peter Spankoffski ! @M1CR0PETE]

Surprised you can count that high!

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

It's been like 8 days, I still am going to beat your ass for this.

[Peter Spankoffski ! @M1CR0PETE]

You heard me.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

My bad for not posting much, I was fuckin' a "social media is bad, love forest" chick. I'm done with her now. GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES?!

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@H4TCH3TB0Y [ He chokes and gags. ]

"ASSHOLE!"

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@Snigglette__ That women complain too much.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

"Period cramps, blah blah blah."

Female, just say you're weak.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@max_jag3rman "...What the heeeell... What are you?"

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

Excuse me, BITCH?

[Peter Spankoffski ! @M1CR0PETE]

Says the guy in remedial algebra

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

That's nothing like period cramps.

[★𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞★ @ImN0tALoser]

I’ll throw a spiked baseball at your pelvis and see how YOU like it

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@H4TCH3TB0Y [ He waits for him to get up, just to kick his leg and make him trip. He laughs. ]

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

No, you were not. Unless you want to talk outside of school.

[Rudolph @rudolphoisang]

I was there; I saw it.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

Am I the asshole for beating everyone who doesn't grovel to me into a bloody pulp?

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

Delete this fucking post, bitch. That never happened, do you understand me?

[StopWatch @St0p_W4tchout]

anyway they’re vaping in the bathrooms again, for some reason when i went in max started hugging me while crying about how i was “a baby” but im a whole 16 years old. then he tried to bottle feed me with a vape.

i think he was drunk.

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

FUCK CLIVESDALE!!!

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@max_jag3rman [ Max stares at a wall for a good second before noticing the 'dead' Max. He throws a can of beer at him before shouting: ]

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[Max Jägerman @LIT3RALGOD]

@H4TCH3TB0Y [ He didn't seem to be joking. ]

"Yeah?"