little_limerence

(мульти)фандомная шутница и хуёжница. была. может, ещё будет. она/её, на ты. 23. rus/ukr/eng.

[little_limerence @lit_limerence]

итак, девочки-мальчики, это долгожданный💫тред с контентом💫

[Catharsjs² @Catharsjs1864]

datattore practice

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

My brother brought his new girlfriend to meet the family and she asked to see the basement within five minutes.

Not casually.

Specifically.

Her: Do you have a basement?

Mom: Yes, why?

Her: Can I see it?

Mom: Right now?

Her: If that's okay.

Nobody knew what to do.

She went to the basement.

Alone.

Stayed for twelve minutes.

Came back up.

Her: Nice foundation.

Dad: (confused) Thank you?

Her: Poured concrete. 1970s probably.

Dad: 1974.

Her: Thought so. Good drainage slope too.

Me: (to my brother quietly) What does she do?

Brother: Structural engineer.

Me: So this is professional?

Brother: She does this everywhere.

Me: Basements?

Brother: Foundations specifically.

Me: At family dinners?

Brother: At all buildings she enters.

She spent the rest of dinner commenting on load-bearing walls.

Her: That column is decorative.

Dad: It's not.

Her: It's not carrying anything.

Dad: How can you tell?

Her: Vibration. I tapped it.

Dad: When?

Her: While you were getting drinks.

Mom: (to my brother) She taps things?

Brother: Professionally.

Mom: And socially?

Brother: Sometimes the lines blur.

After dinner she asked about the attic.

Mom: Why?

Her: Roof trusses.

Dad: What about them?

Her: I want to see if they're original.

Dad: Does it matter?

Her: Only if you care about your ceiling staying up.

Dad: (pause) I do care about that.

Her: Then show me the attic.

She found a minor issue with the bracing.

Recommended a contractor.

Dad called him Monday.

Problem fixed by Friday.

She's invited to every family event now.

Not for the relationship.

For the structural assessments.

Brother knows.

He's fine with it.

[cadaver-ish @cadavereish]

he looks so good here i just had to sketch him

[ドア @_Mensang]

🧪🪙
一緒にベットで寝ろ😗

[_Desired_Prince @_Desired_Prince]

Cattores
#genshinimpact #原神 #dottolone

[_Desired_Prince @_Desired_Prince]

Day at work
#genshinimpact #原神 #dottore #pantalone

[Cosmos 💚🌼🩷 @cosmosflowersss]

Quick concept sketch of #dottolone becoming each other's god....
Idk how but in another universe, Dottore manages to do that

[aeri ! 🧪 @aerifyuri]

My moon, my man 🧪🪙

#dottolone #GenshinImpact

[ChAinSaw_Lan籣 @lanzi198]

piercing✨
#dottolone

[little_limerence @lit_limerence]

Всё нормально, я так и не поняла, что конкретно хочу прочитать)))

[little_limerence @lit_limerence]

что ж, странно признаться, но после кучи времени на аозе я снова решила посмотреть, что представляют из себя писатели на фб

[little_limerence @lit_limerence]

Надеюсь, я не пожалею

[rot.dia @diaphorotes]

Dottore Elemental Burst Fan Animation
#dottore #genshinimpact📷 #fatui #原神📷#indie_anime

[𝒗𝒆𝒏 🍃 @chiqq0]

I redid the GIF as Dottore-version! GIF version below! :)

#dottore

[Krad @kradebii]

✨

[DéCo || comms open @DemonCotik]

#Dottolone

[鉈 @D_NeaRs]

🫂

[Эльхард @Dzheht]

Пока в Нод Крае на Ивана Купала Флинс с Иллуги влюбленно прыгают через костер, в лесочке под Снежноградом в темноте раздаются вопли
-ФЕОФАН, куда ты меня ведешь, папортник не цветет, он размножается спорами!
-Если найдем, то получим клад!
-Какой клад, у тебя и так целый банк!
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